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Monthly Archives: August 2010
The List of the Brain-Munchers . . .
My friend Robyn asked me for a list of good zombie movies, since anyone who knows anything about me knows that I adore all things zombie. What I gave her was less a list than an entire EPIC on favorite … Continue reading
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8/30/2010: The Power of Purple Spankies . . .
You know, I’ve been trying to come up with some clever way to intro this recommendation, but I’m tired, and apparently clever is hell and gone from where my mind is right now. So. Today’s recommendation: Warehouse 13. Warehouse 13 … Continue reading
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A Revelation . . . in 3D
So, recently, I’ve had an epiphany: 3D movies suck. I know. Some epiphany. Everyone can tell you that 3D movies suck. Most times, you’re paying an extra three bucks for crappy visual effects and shitty sunglasses that you don’t even … Continue reading
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8/27/10: A Moment On The Lips, Forever In Your SOUL . . .
I was so frustrated trying to format my Random Movie (and TV Movie) Awards today that I almost completely forgot to post my Friday recommendation. And this, my friends, would have been sad. This is an important piece of knowledge. … Continue reading
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The Random Movie (And TV Movie) Awards
All right, folks. Today’s survey is modeled loosely off of the Guys Choice Awards on Spike, except that instead of every other award being for Hottest Girl in a Horror Film or Hottest Girl with a Shotgun or Hottest Girl … Continue reading
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Because Nuclear Testing is not Your Friend . . .
I’ve seen The Hills Have Eyes before (the remake, that is), so I’m not going to write a full review on the movie. However, I couldn’t watch the film without writing some notes, so here they be. Random Notes: 1. I … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
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8/25/10: A Mystery Event . . .
There’s not nearly enough horror on television. I can’t begin to tell you how excited I am for AMC’s The Walking Dead. (I first watched the trailer at Comic Con, and if you haven’t seen it yet, you MUST watch it … Continue reading
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8/23/10: Best Musical Ever . . .
Maybe you’re thinking a classic like Singin in the Rain or West Side Story. Maybe you’re thinking some more modern like Chicago or Moulin Rouge. But, in fact, my very favorite musical and today’s recommendation is an odd, little thing … Continue reading
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Catching up on my 80′s Classics . . .
You totally thought I meant something by John Hughes, didn’t you? In fact, I did not watch anything by John Hughes this week. Instead, I watched First Blood for the very first time. Wow, was that a different movie than … Continue reading
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8/20/10: Horror Classics
If you’re reading my blog, it may have occurred to you that I like horror movies quite a bit. When I was a kid, though, horror movies were not my friend. Well, not most of them . . . bizarrely, … Continue reading
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