Monthly Archives: October 2010

“I Was Never Very Good At Being Human”

Posted on October 31, 2010 by

This year, I’ve been doing epic reviews (i.e, ultra ridiculously long reviews, complete with summaries, random notes, and spoilers) on every new horror film that I’ve watched. However, tonight, I’m feeling lazy, and I’m skimping out a little. Therefore, you … Continue reading →

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10/29/10: A Little Trek + A Little Poe = A Whole Lotta Awesome

Posted on October 29, 2010 by

There’s a good chance I won’t be writing too much here in November. I’m going to try out NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) and while I don’t expect to succeed, I do want to give it a solid try. So … Continue reading →

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10/27/10: Opening Credits

Posted on October 27, 2010 by

If you haven’t watched the opening credits for Quantum Leap in awhile (or at all) please, please watch them. It creates the perfect blend of nostalgia and total mockery for you to enjoy. God, I miss real opening credits.

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“All We Got To Do Is Tell The Story Right”

Posted on October 27, 2010 by

Someday, I’ll have to do a full commentary on Basic, because . . . wow, does this movie just defy all description. But here are a few notes that I made a couple of days after re-watching the film.

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Best Dialogue, Ever

Posted on October 26, 2010 by

I’m half-watching the original Halloween movies on AMC right now, and I’d forgotten how amusing the beginning of Halloween 2 is. Dr. Loomis is trying to find Michael Myers’s corpse (as it has apparently gotten up and walked away again) and … Continue reading →

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More Censoring Goodness . . .

Posted on October 25, 2010 by

Saved! is on Lifetime right now. The part where Mary goes up to the church, holds out her hands, and says, “Shit, Fuck, Goddamn” has been turned into “Sham, Fake, Hot Damn.” It’s not beating “fairy godmother” or “yippee ki-yay, … Continue reading →

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“God’s A Kid With An Ant Farm, Lady. He’s Not Planning Anything.”

Posted on October 24, 2010 by

  A few conclusions I’ve made after watching Constantine again. Cut for Spoilers.

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An Apology For Creature Features . . .

Posted on October 22, 2010 by

If you find creature features as amusing as I obviously do, check out this article that was written over on io9. I think it may be the best apologetic writing that I’ve ever seen, at least when it comes to … Continue reading →

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“Words Create Lies. Pain Can Be Trusted.”

Posted on October 22, 2010 by

Last December, I had an idea. I would use the year of 2010 to watch all those important horror movies I had never seen, the greats, the classics, the Japanese, and then I would write what I thought about them … Continue reading →

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10/21/10: The Best Villain. Ever.

Posted on October 21, 2010 by

You might think vampires are bad. You might think zombies are creepy. You might even be scared of leprechauns that shriek, ‘I want me gold’ over and over and over again. (I don’t know. You could have a weird aversion … Continue reading →

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