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Monthly Archives: October 2010
This year, I’ve been doing epic reviews (i.e, ultra ridiculously long reviews, complete with summaries, random notes, and spoilers) on every new horror film that I’ve watched. However, tonight, I’m feeling lazy, and I’m skimping out a little. Therefore, you … Continue reading
There’s a good chance I won’t be writing too much here in November. I’m going to try out NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) and while I don’t expect to succeed, I do want to give it a solid try. So … Continue reading
If you haven’t watched the opening credits for Quantum Leap in awhile (or at all) please, please watch them. It creates the perfect blend of nostalgia and total mockery for you to enjoy. God, I miss real opening credits.
Someday, I’ll have to do a full commentary on Basic, because . . . wow, does this movie just defy all description. But here are a few notes that I made a couple of days after re-watching the film.
I’m half-watching the original Halloween movies on AMC right now, and I’d forgotten how amusing the beginning of Halloween 2 is. Dr. Loomis is trying to find Michael Myers’s corpse (as it has apparently gotten up and walked away again) and … Continue reading
Saved! is on Lifetime right now. The part where Mary goes up to the church, holds out her hands, and says, “Shit, Fuck, Goddamn” has been turned into “Sham, Fake, Hot Damn.” It’s not beating “fairy godmother” or “yippee ki-yay, … Continue reading
A few conclusions I’ve made after watching Constantine again. Cut for Spoilers.
If you find creature features as amusing as I obviously do, check out this article that was written over on io9. I think it may be the best apologetic writing that I’ve ever seen, at least when it comes to … Continue reading
Last December, I had an idea. I would use the year of 2010 to watch all those important horror movies I had never seen, the greats, the classics, the Japanese, and then I would write what I thought about them … Continue reading