Monthly Archives: November 2010

“I Had A Good Day”

So, I watched Cloverfield awhile back, and I don’t know what everyone was bitching about, but honestly? It kind of rocked. Cloverfield’s another one of those movies that’s shot entirely through shaky cam (I’m sorry, cinema veritae. No, we don’t take … Continue reading

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Santa’s Coming To Get You!

Wow. Just . . . wow.

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You’re Brain Presses Against Your Skull, And It Feels Like THIIIIS!!!

And now, a joint review by the Sisters St. George on one of their very favorite comfort films: Broken Arrow.

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Links! Links All Around!

Haven’t done much with the reviewing, lately, since I’ve been busy with the work and the NaNoWriMo and the sleeping . . . oh, the sleeping . . . but I thought I’d post a few things here that I … Continue reading

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The Zombie Girl Takes On Vampires . . .

I watched this documentary, Zombie Girl, at Comic Con the year before last. It’s about Emily Hagins, a 12 year old girl, who decided to direct a full length zombie movie. The documentary was pretty fun and succeeded in making … Continue reading

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Oh, Disney . . .

This actually looks pretty cute . . . but the animation gives me pause. Every time I glance up and see the preview on television, I end up rolling my eyes and thinking, Oh, woohoo, another fucking Barbie movie—oh, wait … Continue reading

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Unrepentant Snarkiness: A-HEART Meets The Princess Bride

I work at a hospital, and we have this helpful, little acronym to deal with patients or patients’ families when they are dissatisfied with our customer service. (For those of you who object to term, every industry is a customer … Continue reading

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More Remake Nightmares . . .

Okay, I haven’t actually seen Akira yet, but from everything that I’ve heard about it . . . remaking it into a live-action, PG-13 film starring Zac Efron . . . this would be a sign of the end of … Continue reading

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“You Make Being A Bitch An Art Form”

And then there was . . . Sorority Row. Hee hee hee. Let’s see some skinny bitches die! 1.) Overelaborate and tasteless pranks never end well. Here, the girl who gets herself dead, Megan, isn’t much of a victim, considering … Continue reading

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“I Know I’m Human”

For Halloween, Mek and I watched John Carpenter’s classic The Thing and the slightly less classic Sorority Row. Both were pretty fun. Let’s start with The Thing. 1.) According to the beginning credits, the only person in this movie is Kurt … Continue reading

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