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Monthly Archives: December 2010
I Finally Watched Rosemary’s Baby . . .
. . . so, thank God I never have to watch it again. Blasphemy ahead!
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2011, Here We Come . . .
Coming up to a close on 2010 . . . the serious goals of this year, like lose thirty pounds and find the meaning of life . . . yeah, they weren’t so successful. However, I did watch a good … Continue reading
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Everything You Need To Know About Lord Of The Rings!
So, maybe a year ago, a friend asked my sister and I to write up a Lord of The Rings Movie Guide, complete with plot descriptions, character lists, background info, etc. etc. I just found that guide on my computer … Continue reading
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More Holiday Cheer from io9 . . . This One’s With Zombies
What everyone needs during Christmastime: an instructional video on how to survive a zombie attack during the holidays! http://io9.com/5717019/how-to-survive-a-zombie-apocalypse-during-the-holidays-a-video-instructional
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Robin! Butter The Bat Croissant!
Okay, that wasn’t an actual quote from the 1966 Batman movie, but it might as well have been. I haven’t seen this one in, like, a decade and . . . wow. Just, wow. People, I have a new standard … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Batman!, Comic Book Movies, Guilty Pleasures, superheroes, TV Shows Turned Into Movies
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This Is My Kind Of Christmas Spirit
A short, holiday recommendation for you . . . in case you want to see a more miserable side of Santa this year, check out this link: http://io9.com/5716063/neil-gaiman-reveals-santa-claus-eternal-torment-and-torture-in-poetry Only you, Neil Gaiman. Only you.
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“Overkill is Underrated”
I’ve definitely been on a cheesy action movie run lately. Last night’s viewing: The A-Team. Hee hee hee.
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, America Is Awesome!, TV Shows Turned Into Movies
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“I’m Done Playing With This One. You Want To Play With Me Now?”
A minimalistic plot summary for 30 Days of Night: vampires target and attack a small town in Alaska because the sun won’t be coming up there for a month, as it’s truly a horrible little place to live. Even Josh Hartnett … Continue reading
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Tagged Asthma in Film, Bad Horror, Comic Book Movies, Pets Never Make It, Vampires
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The CGI Gophers Are Coming To Get You!
While housesitting over Thanksgiving weekend, Mek and I watched some of the Epix Channel’s “Feast of Fury” marathon. (Sidenote: I NEED this channel.) One of the movies that popped up? Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. And … Continue reading
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“This Is Every Shade of Wrong”
I’ve heard good things about Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, and let’s face it: what woman isn’t at least a little in love with Robert Downey Jr? So, Mek and I decided to try it out. I must say, it’s pretty … Continue reading
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