Monthly Archives: February 2011

The 2011 Oscars . . .

Posted on February 28, 2011 by

My brief two cents before I finish getting ready for work: 1.) While some (okay, a lot) of the jokes were bad, Anne Hathaway wasn’t a terrible host. She put the effort in, anyway, which is more than can be … Continue reading →

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Top 12 Favorite Guilty Pleasure Movies

Posted on February 27, 2011 by

A guilty pleasure movie is like a big plate of comfort food, but with less mac and cheese and more John Travolta. It’s hard to logically judge anyone else’s guilty pleasure—I will not condemn your bacon fixation; please do not … Continue reading →

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“You’ve Been Up Here Too Long, Man. You’ve Lost Your Marbles.”

Posted on February 23, 2011 by

All right, I told myself. It’s time to stop watching the crappy action flicks, at least for a couple of days. You’re already behind on your yearly movie goal, and it’s only February. Get back to The List. Which is … Continue reading →

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“I Guess We Found Out His Weakness: Bullets.”

Posted on February 21, 2011 by

I cannot deny my love for bad movies. I just can’t. I like a lot of good movies too, and not every bad movie manages to be so-bad-it’s-awesome. In fact, many bad movies are just so-bad-they-SUCK. The problem, you see, is … Continue reading →

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“This Is What Happens When You Read Too Much Goth Chick Lit.”

Posted on February 17, 2011 by

For our scary movie fests, Mek and I always pick too many horror films, and let the friends vote on which ones they want to watch and which ones get chucked. Stay Alive was the movie that got chucked almost … Continue reading →

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And The Winner Is . . .

Posted on February 17, 2011 by

DATA!!!! The match was incredibly close. In fact, Hermione was winning most of the week, but at the last moment Data came back and defeated the little, British witch. Congratulations, Data. You have conquered humanity. There are several conclusions that … Continue reading →

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Neat Toys!

Posted on February 17, 2011 by

Ohmygod, I want, I want, I want!!! http://www.neatoshop.com/tag/horror+film+plush

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And Now For Something Decidedly NOT G-Rated . . .

Posted on February 15, 2011 by

. . . I present to you Piranha 3D. (Only not really, since I don’t have a 3-D TV. Well. There are definitely piranhas, anyway.) If you want to see extremely fake killer fish or extremely fake giant breasts . … Continue reading →

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A Montage of Creepiest Kisses—Brought To You By Film Drunk

Posted on February 15, 2011 by

Nothing I write could top this. Happy Valentine’s Day.

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“Your Grass Will be Afraid to Grow!”

Posted on February 12, 2011 by

I was forced to go see Gnomeo and Juliet last night on pain of torturous death. Okay, not torturous death, per se, but Kaci did threaten to unfriend me on Facebook. That’s harsh, you know. I felt that was harsh. … Continue reading →

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