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Monthly Archives: March 2011
“Oh Yeah, And One More Thing . . .”
I wanted to see Sucker Punch in theater since I first saw the trailer for it at Comic Con. So, I went and saw it. It’s kind of neat . . . but it needs A LOT of help.
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Only You Have The Power To Save This Classic From Ruin . . .
First: in the imaginary remake of Star Wars, your new Han Solo shall be . . . Nathan Fillion! Congratulations, Mr. Fillion! He and Ryan Reynolds were tied for most of the week, and in the end, Captain Reynolds only … Continue reading
Posted in MONDAY MORNING BLASPHEMOUS POLL
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Happy Late Birthday, Mr. Shatner. This One’s For You.
I’m the worst Trekkie in the world. I have never seen an episode of the original series all the way through, not even “The Trouble With Tribbles.” The only series I have watched from beginning to end is the one … Continue reading
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The Creation of the Monday Morning Blasphemous Poll
I love the original Star Wars trilogy. I do. I don’t do tech specs—I barely understand the mechanics of my twenty-year old VCR, much less fictional, futuristic starships and their battle and hyperdrive capabilities—but I do enjoy the hell out of … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, MONDAY MORNING BLASPHEMOUS POLL
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Live Long and Prosper . . . Unless You’re A Zombie.
Have you ever noticed just how hard most book trailers suck? You’re sitting on your couch, kicking back and watching Jeopardy, and in between a Meineke ad and a commercial about animated bears with pieces of tissue stuck to their … Continue reading
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Smell The Veggie Burgers!
Go is the film that first introduced me to Timothy Olyphant. I will always be grateful.
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
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“Monsters, John. Monsters From The Id!”
If you’ve ever wondered where Gene Roddenberry drew inspiration from for his pop culture phenomenon, Star Trek, look no further than this film: Made in 1956 and starring Leslie Nielsen, I expected this movie to be a good deal campier than it … Continue reading
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“I’ve Always Wanted To Kill Someone.”
I first heard about this movie at Comic Con a couple of years ago (there was a postcard on the Freebie table) and then again when I fell in love with Matthew Gray Gubler from Criminal Minds and looked him … Continue reading
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15 Quotes Challenge—Answers Revealed!
Okay, people. Here are the films: 1. “I was in the hall. I know because I was there.” Clue One of my favorite movies of all time. I grew up on this movie. My adoration of Tim Curry began very … Continue reading
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