Monthly Archives: April 2011

“I Stereotype. It’s Faster.”

Posted on April 27, 2011 by

Normally, movies about selfish, commitphobic men learning about the meaning of life aren’t exactly in my wheelhouse. Actually, any type of Meaning of Life movie isn’t usually in my wheelhouse, although, to be fair, I haven’t tried Monty Python’s The … Continue reading →

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Duck Hunt is Denied, and American Gods is Accepted!

Posted on April 26, 2011 by

Of all the classic video games that could be adapted into a movie, you picked the one, the only . . . The Legend of Zelda! Sadly, no one felt like taxing their writing abilities by trying to come up … Continue reading →

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“THERE IS NO RENEWAL!!!”

Posted on April 23, 2011 by

Back to the 2011 Science Fiction Movie Challenge. Today’s entry: Logan’s Run. I didn’t much like it.

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How Scream Should Have Ended . . .

Posted on April 21, 2011 by

Mek found this video on youtube and sent it to me. I felt honor bound to pass it on. (Spoilers for Scream, obviously.)

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“You Were My 90′s!”

Posted on April 19, 2011 by

As some of you may be aware, I am quite the Scream fanatic. It was really the movie that got me into the genre, and I’ve seen all the films in the franchise so far. Naturally, I had to actually bust … Continue reading →

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Admittedly, the Super Mario Bros Movie Did Suck Something Fierce . . .

Posted on April 18, 2011 by

Recently, I bought this Retron 3 gaming system which plays original Nintendo, Super Nintendo, and Sega Genesis games. And let me tell you, there’s been a lot of Super Mario Bros and Zelda going on in these walls for the … Continue reading →

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Poor Ryan Reynolds . . .

Posted on April 18, 2011 by

There are a lot of superhero movies coming your way this summer. Possibly too many. The film that you voted as the LEAST appealing is . . . Green Lantern! There are potentially many reasons for your mistrust of the … Continue reading →

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“They Were Definitely Dead . . . But They Came Back to Life.”

Posted on April 15, 2011 by

As anyone who reads this blog can attest to, I enjoy a lot of very silly movies. Sure, I like serious movies too, but there’s a special place in my heart for camp and gore, and my right ventricle just … Continue reading →

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“He Had The Overwhelming Urge To Embrace Randomness.”

Posted on April 14, 2011 by

Road trip movies are a staple of American cinema. As such, this particular film sub-genre has a number of its own sub-genres, such as the wacky comedy road trip (National Lampoon’s Vacation, The Hangover), the girls rule road trip (Thelma … Continue reading →

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After All, Not Every Superhero Movie Can Be The Dark Knight

Posted on April 11, 2011 by

Well, let’s settle last week’s poll first: the director of the (imaginary) remake of Star Wars is . . . Guillermo del Toro! Guillermo CRUSHED the competition. It’s not like I expected Wes Anderson to get any votes, mind you, … Continue reading →

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