Monthly Archives: May 2011

Your Favorite Tarantino Film Is . . .

Posted on May 31, 2011 by

Preoccupied with Memorial Day marathons and an intense desire for chocolate, I completely forgot that today was Monday Morning Blasphemous Poll Day. I’m afraid I do not have a new survey for you now—maybe I’ll come up with one tomorrow—but … Continue reading →

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“I Drank What?”

Posted on May 30, 2011 by

Sometimes, you need a break from horror and sci-fi and action and death. Not, you know, a lot, but sometimes. A decent remedy for all that darkness? The 80′s and Val Kilmer. This one’s pretty fun.

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“I’m Twelve. But I’ve Been Twelve for a Long Time.”

Posted on May 27, 2011 by

I’ve wanted to see Let the Right One In for a couple of years now. I’ve also wanted to see Let Me In, its American counterpart, since I watched an excellent panel for it at Comic Con last year. But I … Continue reading →

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There are Rats in the Corn!

Posted on May 25, 2011 by

Casting is sort of a hobby of mine. I do it whenever I should be working on something else. Today’s pointless venture: casting a remake of The Stand.

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Continuing With Our Tarantino Theme . . .

Posted on May 25, 2011 by

For the purposes of this poll, I am counting Kill Bill Volume 1 and Kill Bill Volume 2 as two separate films—I don’t care if they’re the same story or not. Two. Separate. Films. Also, I’m not including movies that Tarantino only … Continue reading →

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Again, SPOILERS for Reservoir Dogs . . .

Posted on May 23, 2011 by

. . . so if you haven’t watched, skip this post and go watch that movie right now. Last week, I asked you if Mr. Pink survived at the end of Reservoir Dogs. It was neck and neck for awhile—seriously, … Continue reading →

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I Could’ve Had a V8—A List of Unsatisfactory Movies

Posted on May 22, 2011 by

For those of you who didn’t watch Waiting to Exhale with your mom when you were ten years old, there’s a scene where one of the characters, Robin, is lying in bed after a very underwhelming performance by her lover, … Continue reading →

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“I Heard You Were Dead.”

Posted on May 19, 2011 by

The thing you have to know about me is, I’ve seen Overboard about 876 times. It’s one of my mother’s favorite movies, and I grew up with it the way other kids might have grown up watching E.T. or The Dark Crystal. … Continue reading →

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Today’s Blasphemous Poll Includes SPOILERS For Reservoir Dogs . . .

Posted on May 17, 2011 by

. . . so if you haven’t watched it yet, you really should just skip to the next post. Also, thanks to everyone who responded to last week’s question. The answer was unanimous: no one would mind murdering a serial … Continue reading →

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My Big Fat Greek Splatter Fest . . .

Posted on May 16, 2011 by

A couple of days ago, I watched a Greek zombie film called Evil. Apparently, it’s the first Greek zombie ever. I thought it might also be the last Greek zombie movie ever, but apparently it has or is getting a … Continue reading →

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