Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
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Monthly Archives: June 2011
“I Call That Bold Talk For a One-Eyed Fat Man.”
I’ve liked a few westerns here and there, but it’s fair to say that it’s not exactly my genre of choice. Still, when the Coen brothers remake of True Grit hit theaters last year, I was kind of intrigued. I finally got … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
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Choose One To Live!
I primarily write about movies on this blog, but I’m also an avid TV watcher, and here’s the truth: I’m an unabashed True Blood fan. Sometimes, they do shit that drives me nuts (Sam’s whole storyline in Season 3, for instance, … Continue reading
Do Werewolves Bark?
Dammit! I was finally, finally going to exercise my rights as tie-breaker! Last week, I asked you what your favorite werewolf film was. Until last night, there had been a four-way tie: An American Werewolf in London, Teen Wolf, Underworld, … Continue reading
Posted in MONDAY MORNING BLASPHEMOUS POLL, SURVEYS
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“Now, This is The Plan: Get Your Ass to Mars.”
When I was a little girl, I was very easily frightened. Actually, that really hasn’t changed much—I still have at least half a dozen quasi-phobias I can think of offhand—but movies don’t scare me like they used to, certainly not … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
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Howl For Me . . .
A couple of weeks ago, I had a specific request for the next MMB poll, and while I want to make it perfectly clear that I am not at all promising to fulfill any or all such requests (or demands, … Continue reading
Posted in MONDAY MORNING BLASPHEMOUS POLL, SURVEYS
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I Present, the Skywalker Twins . . .
I asked you to cast the Skywalker Siblings, and you did. Your choice for Princess Leia? Jewel Staite! Considering that Nathan Fillion is playing Han, we appear to be having something of a Firefly reunion in this remake. Ooh, maybe Alan … Continue reading
“If I’ve Learned Anything Over the Years, It’s That You Never Trust a Corpse.”
Graverobbers? Zombies? Dominic Monaghan? If you like supernatural hijinks, this isn’t a bad little movie.
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
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“Peace Was Never an Option.”
Prequels can be tricky. I can’t always work up the interest, like for instance, in the upcoming Rise of the Planet of the Apes. I mean, why? I know what’s going to happen. Do I really need to watch two … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
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15 More Quotes Revealed!
Wow, people did awesome on this, even on some of the harder quotes. Here are the movies!
Posted in MISCELLANEOUS
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The Two Most Important Choices You Will Ever Have To Make
All right, kids. Let’s get back to the blasphemy portion of the Monday Morning Blasphemous Poll. A few months ago—roughly—I asked you who should play Han Solo in a remake of Star Wars. You voted: Nathan Fillion. Then I asked … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, MONDAY MORNING BLASPHEMOUS POLL, SURVEYS
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