Monthly Archives: July 2011

“Too Bad YOU . . . Will Die!”

Posted on July 30, 2011 by

Because we didn’t go to Comic Con this year, Mek and I decided to throw ourselves a pity party instead—or what I like to call . . . Alterna Comic Con! On the schedule for Day One? “Worst Video Game … Continue reading →

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Stalking Comic Con . . .

Posted on July 29, 2011 by

As I’ve whined and complained for two weeks straight now to anyone who will listen, I was not able go to Comic Con this year. Thankfully, a lot of other people did. And those people wrote about what they saw. So, I … Continue reading →

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“I Never Disrobe Before Gunplay.”

Posted on July 28, 2011 by

Originally, I intended to see Drive Angry in theaters because it looked hilarious. For some reason or another, though, this never happened. (I suspect I couldn’t go the first week, and it had disappeared by the second.) So awhile ago, I remedied this … Continue reading →

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Choose But Choose Wisely . . .

Posted on July 26, 2011 by

There are a lot of amazing actors out there. I could never pick my favorite. . . . Alan Rickman’s pretty high up on the list, though. Per usual, I had to cut short a few roles to keep this … Continue reading →

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Bad Guys Rule . . .

Posted on July 25, 2011 by

There are so many good Disney villains. There are funny ones, silly ones, classic ones. There are villains that are actually too creepy to really belong in a G-rated film. (Looking at you, Claude Frollo.) But who is your very … Continue reading →

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This is Awesome . . .

Posted on July 24, 2011 by

I just watched this short movie called Plot Device, and it’s hilarious. It’s about this guy who gets a strange device in the mail that turns his front yard into pretty much every movie scenario that’s ever happened. It’s only … Continue reading →

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“Oh, Frank. You’re the Best, You’re the Champ, You’re the Master!”

Posted on July 22, 2011 by

This has been a busy couple of weeks. I worked, went camping, met up with old friends, had a dentist appointment, got a tattoo, housesat with my sister, resisted all impulses to murder my cat, and watched the original The Stepford … Continue reading →

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GO PLANET!!!!!

Posted on July 20, 2011 by

Oh. My. God. Captain Planet is going to be made into a live-action film. CAPTAIN PLANET. In case you don’t remember (or never watched) this show, here are the opening and closing credits for Captain Planet: I’m giddy. I’m bemused. … Continue reading →

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“When Have Any Of Our Plans Ever Actually Worked? We Plan, We Get There, All Hell Breaks Loose.”

Posted on July 19, 2011 by

Harry Potter is over . . . It’s not as weird as I thought it would be.

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Evil Never Prevails . . . But You Know You Wish It Would, Sometimes.

Posted on July 19, 2011 by

There are a lot of ingredients to a Disney movie. Romance. Magic. Elton John. All of these things are vital, and yet none of them are quite as significant as the best part of any children’s film . . . … Continue reading →

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