Monthly Archives: October 2011

Brains, BRAAAAAAINS . . .

Posted on October 31, 2011 by

There are too many damn zombie films. So I made a list of zombie comedies for you to choose from. . . . there are too many damn zombie comedies, too. Now, as may be readily apparent, I have decided … Continue reading →

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Happy Halloween!

Posted on October 31, 2011 by

Here’s some music for the best holiday of the year. Yep. John Carpenter’s theme music for Halloween easily won the day with nine votes. The competition for second place was fierce, though, in the way that almost every other movie on … Continue reading →

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“Remember, When The Tooth Fairy Comes . . . Don’t Peek.”

Posted on October 29, 2011 by

For Splatterfest, Mek and I chose four movie options that we could watch-and-mock with our friends. Amusingly, the two runners up—Red State and The Crazies—easily had the most actual splatter of the four films. But when mockery is a key point … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon-Ish: Sex Addicts, Shakespeare, Little People, and A Whole Lot of Stephen King . . .

Posted on October 28, 2011 by

The Devil Inside: This could be interesting . . . Maria certainly seems creepy enough . . . but exorcism movies aren’t usually my thing, and I’m very, very tired of marketing that begins with statements like, “This is the actual 911 … Continue reading →

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“It’s Not Okay For Everybody to Be Killing Each Other All The Time.”

Posted on October 26, 2011 by

In the St. George household, we try to have bad horror movie marathons for pretty much every occasion. Halloween, obviously, is no exception. This year’s Splatterfest was held on a Friday evening and featured two movies: My Soul to Take and … Continue reading →

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He Did The Mash, He Did The Monster Mash . . .

Posted on October 24, 2011 by

Music, of course, is an important ingredient in any movie—but in a horror movie? Man. A great original score can multiply a movie’s creepiness by a thousandfold. It won’t save a film that’s fatally flawed across the board, but by … Continue reading →

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Nobody Likes a Reverse Bear Trap . . .

Posted on October 24, 2011 by

Nobody really wants to be in a horror movie. But if you had to be stuck in one of them? I suspect that many of you picked this option just because you want to know if you could make it through … Continue reading →

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“I Don’t Know Much About Boats, But I Would Say That One’s Upside Down.”

Posted on October 20, 2011 by

Cowboys and Aliens has been out in theaters for awhile now, but I only just got around to seeing it last week. The verdict? Eh. It’s not nearly as awesome as I’d hoped.

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Time To Play Victim . . .

Posted on October 17, 2011 by

Horror movies are fun . . . unless you’re a character in one of them, of course. Then, you’re probably not having as a good of a time. Today will be a very bad hypothetical day for you. I have … Continue reading →

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. . . A Psycho Will Always Emerge the Victor.

Posted on October 17, 2011 by

As preparation for my second annual Geek Battle of Blood next January, I decided to post a few match-ups between various horror movie villains. I tried to make the fights as even and balanced as I could. Well, it turned … Continue reading →

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