Monthly Archives: January 2012

Geek Battle of Blood . . . FINAL BATTLE!

Posted on January 31, 2012 by

Okay, it’s finally here. The apocalyptic battle, the Superbowl of Geekdom. Thirty other contenders have been knocked out of the running, leaving only two left standing. . . BATMAN VS HELLBOY Batman: PROS: Can practically fly. Multi-billionaire with access to … Continue reading →

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Geek Battle of Blood, Round 4 . . . WINNERS!

Posted on January 30, 2012 by

All right, folks. We’re almost there! 1. BATMAN VS THE BRIDE The Bride is hired for a tricky job: kill the Joker . . . while he’s locked up in Arkham Asylum. Batman hears about the hit and—despite the fact … Continue reading →

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“There’s Something in the Fog!”

Posted on January 29, 2012 by

A couple of days ago, I realized, It’s going to be February next week, and I haven’t watched a single horror film yet. Shame on you, Carlie. Shame! After feeling shameful for a proper period of time, I looked on … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon-Ish: Wes Anderson, Inspirational Dog Movies, and Documentaries Produced by Keanu Reeves . . .

Posted on January 27, 2012 by

Well, it’s been awhile since I’ve posted any trailers. Here are a few that have popped up in the last couple of weeks. Moonrise Kingdom I don’t love every Wes Anderson movie . . . although I’d like to give … Continue reading →

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“Next Time, I Get to Seduce the Rich Guy.”

Posted on January 26, 2012 by

I really enjoyed Mission Impossible. I was highly disappointed by Mission Impossible 2. I didn’t even bother to see Mission Impossible 3. Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol? Yeah, it was actually a lot of fun.

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Geek Battle of Blood—-ROUND FOUR!!!

Posted on January 24, 2012 by

The AFC and NFC Championships of Fantasy Fighting are here. 1. BATMAN VS THE BRIDE Batman: PROS: Multi-billionaire with access to all kinds of awesome bat-gadgets Can practically fly Serious body armor. Cape included. Martial arts master. Super stealth. CONS: … Continue reading →

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Geek Battle of Blood, Round 3 . . . WINNERS!

Posted on January 23, 2012 by

Well, no close fights this week. These were all pretty much first round KO’s. 1. HELLBOY VS IRON MAN After killing Liu Kang in Mortal Kombat, Iron Man is . . . excused from further participation. (Nobody wanted to go … Continue reading →

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10 Books I Would Like To See (Good) Film Adaptations Of.

Posted on January 18, 2012 by

On one hand, it’s a little terrifying when Hollywood decides to adapt a book that you love. You know they’re going to change shit. You know they’re going to switch things all around, and even if you can understand the … Continue reading →

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Geek Battle of Blood—ROUND THREE!!!

Posted on January 17, 2012 by

The competition has seriously thinned out over the last two weeks. Only eight contenders left. Only four battles to decide on. 1. HELLBOY VS IRON MAN Hellboy: PROS: Demon. Large and very strong. Right hand of doom. Hard to kill. … Continue reading →

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Geek Battle of Blood, Week 2 . . . WINNERS!

Posted on January 16, 2012 by

The battles were fought. The results were brutal. Only eight fighters remain standing now.

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