Monthly Archives: March 2012

Coming Soon-Ish: Creepy Neighbors, Russian Santa Claus, and The Fourth Dimension . . .

Posted on March 29, 2012 by

House at the End of the Street Well, I like horror and I like Jennifer Lawrence, so I’ll probably give this a try at some point. The actual storyline itself . . . eh. I’m not so into that. The … Continue reading →

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“I Make Art Until Someone Dies.”

Posted on March 28, 2012 by

With The Dark Knight Rises on the way, I’ve decided that a viewing of all the previous Batman films are in order, starting with Tim Burton’s Batman from 1989. The movie’s enjoyable enough . . . but for some reason I don’t … Continue reading →

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If Only You Actually Existed . . .

Posted on March 26, 2012 by

The sad thing about movies: they aren’t real. I know. You’re all reeling in collective shock right now. I’ll wait a moment. . . . waiting . . . Moment over. Thing is, if movies were real, there are all these … Continue reading →

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A Monday Morning Blasphemy With Kevin Smith . . .

Posted on March 26, 2012 by

Results are in. Your favorite Kevin Smith movie? Dogma, Clerks, and Chasing Amy all actually tied for first place with a mighty four votes each. As Tie-Breaker, I easily took Chasing Amy out of the running. I’ve only seen it once, and honestly? … Continue reading →

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“May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor.”

Posted on March 24, 2012 by

The whole point of going to a midnight movie is to avoid teenagers and crying kids and annoying people who talk incessantly on their phones right in the middle of a climactic scene. Unfortunately, when you go see an adaptation … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon-Ish: Sperm Donors, Vampire Hunters, and Barnabas Collins . . .

Posted on March 23, 2012 by

I know The Host teaser trailer came out this week, but like many teaser trailers, it shows you absolutely nothing. And as I didn’t read the book and have no intention of reading the book, I couldn’t really bring myself to … Continue reading →

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3 Major Problems With The Walking Dead . . .

Posted on March 23, 2012 by

I mostly talk about movies on this blog, but the geek world incorporates so much more than film. I felt it was time for a new category: TV Stuff. Today on TV Stuff: The Walking Dead. I like this show—at least, … Continue reading →

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“Fuck Me, Freddy.”

Posted on March 21, 2012 by

As of last Tuesday, my friend Robyn had never seen the atrocity that is the movie Dreamcatcher. And since my sister and I had been meaning to watch it again for years now—just to see if it was quite as horrible … Continue reading →

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Oh, Silent Bob . . .

Posted on March 20, 2012 by

Double polls today. Both about this guy: If you’re not a big fan of Kevin Smith, well. Sorry. Better luck next week. And of course if I’m asking you about your favorite Kevin Smith film, I have to ask . … Continue reading →

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A Bridge Between Two Worlds . . .

Posted on March 20, 2012 by

I apologize for the delay in posting results. RL has this nasty habit of misbehaving, doesn’t it? Anyhow, last week I asked what movie crossover or mash-up you would be most interested in seeing. The winner? As a few people … Continue reading →

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