Monthly Archives: April 2012

“First of All, I Don’t Feel Comfortable Talking Business With a Giant Carrying a Shotgun.”

Posted on April 27, 2012 by

Some people fondly remember Disney movies. Others wax nostalgic about video games. And then there are some people who just miss the good old days of blow-em-up, rock-em-sock-em violence. How has it taken me so long to see this movie?

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Coming Soon-Ish: Bootleggers, Strippers, and an Imaginary Girl Named Ruby Sparks . . .

Posted on April 26, 2012 by

Lawless This is one of those movies I’d like to be really interested in because of the cast alone, but my tastes have never really run to Depression era smuggling stories. Still, cast. I’m a sucker for Tom Hardy, of course, … Continue reading →

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“Why Don’t You Lie Back and Enjoy Being Inferior?”

Posted on April 24, 2012 by

The horror movie challenge continues. Next up? This was Wes Craven’s big film debut. It . . . is not the easiest movie in the world to watch.

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If Only I Could Tango . . .

Posted on April 23, 2012 by

I have been without the internet for nearly a week. Well. Okay. I managed to cheat and get some internet time in at the library and at a friend’s house, but these were temporary fixes. My home was Google-less for … Continue reading →

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Okay, Cameron. Let’s Go . . .

Posted on April 16, 2012 by

James Cameron’s mission to reinvent cinema is kind of driving me insane, but no matter how stupid I think Titanic in 3D is—and I think it is very, very stupid—I can’t deny the fact that he has made some highly enjoyable … Continue reading →

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Because Everyone Likes A Kick-Ass Preacher . . .

Posted on April 16, 2012 by

Not every comic book-turned-movie needs to be about superheroes. The comic book adaptation that you’d most like to see? I haven’t actually read it yet, but just based on the description, I’m thinking . . . Josh Brolin? Or do … Continue reading →

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“It Was An Off Day.”

Posted on April 14, 2012 by

Clearly, I will watch a terrible movie at any given time, just to make fun of it, regardless of mood, circumstance, rain, or shine; I am there for mockery with bells on. But my sister and I had a particularly … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon-Ish: Time Travel, High School Movies, Simon Pegg, and Talking Teddy Bears . . .

Posted on April 11, 2012 by

We have a lot of very odd looking movies for you today. Let’s get started, shall we? Looper Normally, I wouldn’t bother posting a teaser trailer for a teaser trailer, but I’ve been waiting to see any kind of footage for Looper … Continue reading →

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A Question About Adaptations . . .

Posted on April 9, 2012 by

There are a lot of movies that have been adapted from graphic novels. From Hell. V for Vendetta. The various superhero films. But there are still so many, many more that could make good big screen entertainment. Today’s poll: I am … Continue reading →

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Of Meryl Streep’s Brilliance, and Carlie’s Total Failure . . .

Posted on April 9, 2012 by

I haven’t been around much in the last week and, being honest, I might not be around much in the next week or so, either. Between birthdays, moving, and allergy-related apathy towards pretty much everything, I just haven’t had the … Continue reading →

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