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Whenever I Am Sad . . .
. . . I just remember that Ryan Gosling, once upon a time, played Young Hercules. And all of a sudden, I feel so much better.
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Things I Learned From A Joe Hill Reading
I’m leaving to go to Reno for the weekend, so I’m not writing a lot tonight — per usual, I have procrastinated packing until the very last minute — but I did get the chance to go to a reading … Continue reading
“I Am At Home With the Me. I Am Rooted In The Me Who Is On This Adventure.”
(Sorry. This is not actually a Grosse Point Blank review. Although, clearly, that movie’s awesome.) Here’s the thing: I can actually legitimately say I’m a professional writer. I certainly don’t have many sales — very, very few, in fact — but nevertheless, … Continue reading
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“What’s My Name? Fuck Your Mother. That’s My Name.”
So, one day I’m playing around on IMDb — as I am wont to do — and I come across this movie called Unknown. Not the 2011 movie with Liam Neeson and January Jones, (I’d rather scrub toilets with someone’s dirty … Continue reading
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Tagged Amnesia!, Bottle Episode Mystery, Heart Knowledge!, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, Shut Up Writers!, Stop Raising Your Weapon Over Your Head. That's How People Get Killed!, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Twists. So Many Twists., WTF Ending
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COULSON LIVES!
It’s official. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is coming to ABC next fall. I kind of feel like bringing Coulson back takes away just a little from The Avengers . . . but I’ve decided to get over it. I like Coulson, more now than … Continue reading
Coming Soon-Ish: Assassins, Apocalypses, & Orson Scott Card
Ender’s Game I’m still not sure if I’m going to watch this or not. Since I only read it for the first time last year, I’m curious to see how they adapt it, yet I’m not, like, emotionally tied to … Continue reading
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“You Know, It’s Moments Like These When I Realize What a Superhero I Am.”
Ladies and gentlemen, the return of Tony Stark . . . I haven’t completely made up my mind about a few things yet, but for the most part, I had a pretty great time watching this.
If I Had A Car, I Might Drive an Audi.
Because this commercial is awesome.
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“As For You, Ma-Ma . . . Judgment Time.”
I haven’t finished my Iron Man 3 review yet — work keeps getting in the way, dammit, and also writing that could, at least potentially, make me some money, and reading too, because The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of … Continue reading
