Category Archives: BLASPHEMIES

“You Can’t Have My Heart.”

Posted on March 6, 2013 by

After the, ah, experience that was Batman & Robin, my friends and I went looking for a new drinking game movie. The final pick? It wasn’t quite as bad as I was expecting, probably because I’m still fresh off Battlefield Earth. But that … Continue reading →

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“I Like You.”

Posted on February 11, 2013 by

It’s February, people. The month of luv. But for those of you who are bored of luv — and who can blame you, if you are — we at My Geek Blasphemy have something better to offer you instead: murder, … Continue reading →

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“When the Legend Becomes Fact, Print the Legend.”

Posted on January 28, 2013 by

Well, I guess it’s about time I start watching some westerns. On IMDB’s Top 250 Movies of all Time, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance currently sits at the #207 spot and, well. I probably wouldn’t place it that high. … Continue reading →

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“Normal Folks, They Don’t Spit Out Bullets When You Shoot Them, No Sir.”

Posted on September 22, 2012 by

The sad thing is, there are only a handful of vampire movies that I really enjoy. I had high hopes for Near Dark, though, because let’s face it: how do you beat Bill Paxton as a vampire? Well, Paxton was fairly … Continue reading →

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That Not-Quite-So-Cheery Trek . . .

Posted on August 29, 2012 by

Awhile ago, I casted for a remake of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and despite the fact that I know a lot of passionate, diehard Trekkies, I received mostly positive responses. Emboldened by this praise, I toyed with the idea of … Continue reading →

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“Do You Remember the Game Plan? The Game Plan Was if They’re Weird, We Leave. This is Beyond Weird.”

Posted on August 1, 2012 by

Well, I’m home alone and will continue to be alone all night. It’s dark. And it’s very nearly a full moon. I guess it’s time to start watching horror movies again. Sadly, I think my expectations might have been a … Continue reading →

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Darmok On The Ocean . . .

Posted on June 26, 2012 by

Star Trek: The Next Generation is often (although not always) considered to be the best Star Trek show out there. (TOS and DS9 are also usually in the running, whereas Voyager and Enterprise fans are left out in the cold, forced to covertly seek out … Continue reading →

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“I’M Batman!”

Posted on May 20, 2012 by

Well, Tim Burton had a vision of Gotham, and it was dark and gothic. Joel Schumacher, on the other hand? He saw it as a bit more colorful than that.

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“I’ve Always Been More Curious Than Cautious, and That’s Served Me Pretty Well.”

Posted on May 4, 2012 by

The definition of procrastination: finishing the last of the Marvel movies the night before The Avengers comes out. Case in point: I don’t think I saved the best for last.

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The Best Actress, Like, Ever . . .

Posted on April 2, 2012 by

Meryl Streep is ridiculous. She has been nominated for an Academy Award seventeen different times. Seventeen. And—likely to no one’s surprise—I am the worst movie geek in the world because I haven’t seen any of them. The only Meryl Streep film … Continue reading →

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