Category Archives: EPIC REVIEWS

“You Know, It’s Moments Like These When I Realize What a Superhero I Am.”

Posted on May 8, 2013 by

Ladies and gentlemen, the return of Tony Stark . . . I haven’t completely made up my mind about a few things yet, but for the most part, I had a pretty great time watching this.

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“Come At Me. Every Inch of Me Will Resist You.”

Posted on April 4, 2013 by

When my friend Robyn came to visit, we attempted to watch Coons! Night of the Bandits of the Night, and barely made it through the trailers before giving up. (So, Rob? Congratulations. You broke me. I am a broken woman now. … Continue reading →

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“Kiss Me, Fat Boy!”

Posted on March 29, 2013 by

Back for more Scary Clown action? Here it is . . . the rest of It!

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“That’s Right, Bitches. I’ve Got a Crossbow.”

Posted on March 14, 2013 by

I’ve been on a Chris Evans kick lately, so I decided to watch The Losers again. It’s definitely a problematic movie, but I enjoy it all the same. And Chris Evans isn’t even the only reason! (Though, admittedly, he’s probably the … Continue reading →

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“You Can’t Have My Heart.”

Posted on March 6, 2013 by

After the, ah, experience that was Batman & Robin, my friends and I went looking for a new drinking game movie. The final pick? It wasn’t quite as bad as I was expecting, probably because I’m still fresh off Battlefield Earth. But that … Continue reading →

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“While You Were Still Learning How to Spell Your Name, I Was Being Trained to Conquer Galaxies!”

Posted on February 27, 2013 by

All right, folks. The Day of Reckoning has come. Some of you may remember that I failed last year’s horror film challenge and, as a result, invited you to choose my punishment movie. You chose Battlefield Earth because you’re horrible monsters, … Continue reading →

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“To Hell With Dignity. I’ll Leave When the Job’s Done.”

Posted on February 20, 2013 by

When it comes to James Bond, I’m fairly ambivalent. I find a handful of the Sean Connery movies enjoyable enough – Goldfinger might be my favorite, or at least the one that sticks out the most in my mind — and … Continue reading →

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“When the Legend Becomes Fact, Print the Legend.”

Posted on January 28, 2013 by

Well, I guess it’s about time I start watching some westerns. On IMDB’s Top 250 Movies of all Time, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance currently sits at the #207 spot and, well. I probably wouldn’t place it that high. … Continue reading →

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“It Must Feel Like Your God Abandoned You.”

Posted on January 24, 2013 by

Just before I went to Clarion West last summer, a little movie called Prometheus came out. Some of my fellow classmates went to see this movie that first weekend, while I skipped out — I was tired and, frankly, I’ve never … Continue reading →

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“Sorry. I Couldn’t Resist.”

Posted on January 16, 2013 by

So, I’m a giant Quentin Tarantino nerd. Above my desk is a Pulp Fiction poster. To my right is a Death Proof one. I have seen every feature-length film Tarantino has directed, every feature-length film he’s written, and almost everything else he’s ever … Continue reading →

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