Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
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Category Archives: MISCELLANEOUS
(Sorry. This is not actually a Grosse Point Blank review. Although, clearly, that movie’s awesome.) Here’s the thing: I can actually legitimately say I’m a professional writer. I certainly don’t have many sales — very, very few, in fact — but nevertheless, … Continue reading
Because this commercial is awesome.
The thing is, I’m a nerd. You may have noticed. For starters, the name of this blog is a dead giveaway. Also, glasses. Also, funny hats. Also, a propensity for collecting nerdy toys, odd rubber duckies, and weird stuffed animals. … Continue reading
It’s not even funny, how badly I want this to be a real thing. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f483/?pfm=AprilFools_rightcolumn_NewStuffFTW_1 Of course, even if it was a real thing, I don’t have a car to stick it on. Still. Curse you, April Fool’s Day! You keep … Continue reading
1. While I really would have preferred Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, Seth MacFarlane wasn’t as bad of a host as I was expecting. Not every joke landed, but I thought a decent number of them did, and anyway, it would … Continue reading
I’m actually one of those geeks who enjoys football — not enough to watch it every Sunday when I could be, you know, sleeping, but enough to catch a couple of Raiders games a year and, of course, watch the … Continue reading
I was hoping to post a review yesterday — or at the very least, a bevy of random trailers — but serious computer problems got in the way. Said computer problems have since been resolved, but I don’t have the … Continue reading
Well, Award Season kicked off last night with the Golden Globes. And I am here to do my half-ass commentary, per usual.
Well, it’s that time again. The Academy Award nominees have been announced and, per usual, I’ve seen almost none of these films or performances yet. But hell. I’ll talk a little about it anyway.