Category Archives: MONDAY MORNING BLASPHEMOUS POLL

Nobody Puts Patrick In The Corner. . .

No contest here. Your favorite Patrick Swayze movie? Dirty Dancing took first place with half of the vote. It’s not that I don’t like Dirty Dancing – it’s just that I was never as crazy about it as all the other girls, … Continue reading

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Here You Go, Mr. Swayze!

Since watching Road House for the very first time, I’ve been thinking more about the late Patrick Swayze, and I decided to make a poll in his honor. (Also, I’m probably not writing a lot this week — I’m getting my wisdom … Continue reading

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It Was The Best of Summer, It Was the Worst of Summer, It Was the Ho-Hum of Summer . . .

Well, it wasn’t unanimous, but there was certainly a clear winner. The movie that the vast majority of you are looking forward to? With 38% of the vote, Star Trek Into Darkness easily takes home the gold. Ultimately, I agree with … Continue reading

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Summer: Season of Awesome

May is just around the corner and with it, the Summer Movie Season. This isn’t the time to watch serious things that make you think about life, the universe, and everything. It’s time to watch shit get blown up! As … Continue reading

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The Results Are In . . .

Opinion is, apparently, quite divided when it comes to sports comedies. There was a three-way tie for first place, leaving me to choose a winner. Sadly for all you Bad News Bears fans out there, I’ve never actually seen it, so it’s … Continue reading

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It Occurs To Me, Too Late, That Today’s Poll Probably Should Have Been About Presidential Movies . . .

When it comes to sports movies, there are two basic types: the Inspirational and the Funny. There’s some crossover, of course, but that’s the basic divide, and I usually only watch the inspirational ones when someone drags me to see … Continue reading

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And the Sentence is . . . DEATH.

Okay, well, maybe not death, per se, but the time has come to find out what terrible movie I will be watching and reviewing before March 2013 for your sadistic pleasure. First, let me tell you what movie I won’t be watching. The … Continue reading

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The Poll of DOOM!

[NOTE: This Monday Morning Blasphemous Poll is neither blasphemous nor being posted on a Monday. Because on this blog, I . . . am . . . GOD!] [Additional Note: The previous note’s statement about the nature of my divinity … Continue reading

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The Worst of the Worst . . .

So, I’m a little surprised. The votes are in, and the the Worst Remake Ever (or at least out of the presented choices) goes to . . . I thought Godzilla had this one in the bag, but it was a … Continue reading

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So . . . Remakes Suck.

With Election Day coming up tomorrow, I should probably be doing a themed poll — like best movies about the presidency, or best movies about the apocalypse — but I didn’t think of that until after I wrote this one, so … Continue reading

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