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Category Archives: RANDOM RECOMMENDATIONS
If I Had A Car, I Might Drive an Audi.
Because this commercial is awesome.
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The Many Deaths of Sean Bean
My sister sent me this vid last weekend, and it made me laugh hard enough that I had to share it. Rather obviously, there are SPOILERS for all sorts of Sean Bean movies. On the other hand, the pure creativity … Continue reading
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Today’s How It Should Have Ended . . .
I had hoped to post a new review today, but between the Ongoing Sinus Headache of DOOM and the fact that I’ve been awake for approximately 25 hours and counting . . . yeah, my concentration is a bit shot. … Continue reading
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“Pulling a Trigger Is Like Ordering Take-Out.”
Here’s the thing: sometimes even wordy motherfuckers like me don’t have a lot to say about a movie they watched. I know. It’s weird. “But Carlie, you love the sound of your own voice.” And quite surely, I do. But still, not … Continue reading
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The Death and Return of Superman!
We’ve talked about this before: I’m not a big Superman fan. I’ve never read any of the Superman comics. I don’t think I’ve even seen any of the Christopher Reeve movies all the way through. (I might have, but it was definitely before … Continue reading
The Ultimate Spontaneous Dance Party . . .
I was hoping to post a review yesterday — or at the very least, a bevy of random trailers — but serious computer problems got in the way. Said computer problems have since been resolved, but I don’t have the … Continue reading
What Halloween Could Have Been . . .
So, I watched Rob Zombie’s remake of Halloween a couple of years ago, and I was not particularly impressed. What saddens me now is that we apparently could have had this remake instead: Federico D’Alessandro (who did artwork and animation on The … Continue reading
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Oh, Mainstream Fiction. Why Have You Forsaken Us?
This isn’t new by any means, but I thought I’d share it anyway. I first saw this letter over a year ago, before I knew who Daniel Abraham was, actually, and it made my little geekwriter heart squee. As someone … Continue reading
Why Athletes Should Not Act: A Message by Gary Oldman . . .
My sister sent this to me. It makes me so happy. That’s fucking right, Gary Oldman. God bless you, sir.
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Twelve Awesome Star Wars Videos (None of Which Were Made By Me).
It’s been at least two months since I had an entry solely devoted to Star Wars. I figured I was about due. So, I made a list. Because I have a deeply ingrained neurotic need to impose control on a … Continue reading