Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
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Category Archives: SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
“What’s My Name? Fuck Your Mother. That’s My Name.”
So, one day I’m playing around on IMDb — as I am wont to do — and I come across this movie called Unknown. Not the 2011 movie with Liam Neeson and January Jones, (I’d rather scrub toilets with someone’s dirty … Continue reading
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Tagged Amnesia!, Bottle Episode Mystery, Heart Knowledge!, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, Shut Up Writers!, Stop Raising Your Weapon Over Your Head. That's How People Get Killed!, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Twists. So Many Twists., WTF Ending
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“This Is The Best Bad Idea We Have, Sir.”
Very seldom do I ever actually watch Academy Award winning movies before they’ve received their Best Picture awards. This year was no exception. I’m not exactly qualified to say if Argo should have won or not. I’ve now seen . . . … Continue reading
“In The End, You Wind Up Dying All Alone On Some Dirty Street. And For What? For Nothing. For A Tin Star.”
Enough procrastinating. It’s time to get back to the list. This is the oldest western on my list, and I think my favorite to date. (Okay, I’ve watched three movies thus far. Still. It’s is a good one.)
“Pain Don’t Hurt.”
I’m already behind on my westerns . . . fail . . . but I’ll have to continue ignoring them for just a little bit longer because Road House popped up on TV the other day, and I’d somehow gone … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Editing Fail, Er This Isn't How Hospitals Work, Good Girls Despise Violence, I Could Kill You But It's Not Worth It. Oh Thank God You Picked Up A Gun. Now I Can Kill You And Still Be The Good Guy. Yay!, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, Incompetent Cops, Martial Arts!, Sidekicks Rock, The Will to NOT Kill, Villain Fail
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“I Am The Eater of Worlds . . . And of Children!”
Stephen King adaptations are, historically, not awesome. For every Stand by Me or The Shawshank Redemption, there is a Needful Things – or a Dreamcatcher – or a Children of the Corn – or a Lawnmower Man – or a Maximum Overdrive – or a Tommyknockers – or, hell, even a Haven. Which, hey, could be good, … Continue reading
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Tagged Amnesia!, And Here I Thought All This Exposition Sounded So Natural, Asthma in Film, Awesome Villain Alert, Bad Horror, Books To Movies, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Clowns Are Scary, Editing Fail, Guilty Pleasures, Heart Knowledge!, Horror, Incompetent Cops, Stephen King, That's Not Snowflake, TIM CURRY, TV Miniseries, Writer Joe and Writer Susan
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“I Don’t Think It’s Nice, You Laughing.”
It’s almost March, so I guess I better get to my second western of the year . . . Honestly, I enjoyed the movie, but I don’t know that I have a whole hell of a lot to say about … Continue reading
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Tagged 2013 Western Challenge, FORESHADOW, Getting Shot Doesn't Hurt If You Wear a Bullet Proof Vest!, Thank God I Wore This Bible/Platter/Whatever Under My Shirt, Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality., Westerns, Why Are You Daring the Person Who Wants to Kill You? Why?
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“Don’t You Just Love Happy Endings?”
A while ago, my friend Rob got his hands on a huge stack of absolutely terrible horror movies and, knowing our passion for such films, sent the entire collection to my sister and I because Rob is, quite truly, the … Continue reading
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Tagged Anthology Movie, Bad Horror, Bloody Hearts, Christian Slater What Happened To You?, Editing Fail, Fairy Tales, Gore!, Horror, I Hate the Last Five Seconds in Every Horror Movie, Please Singers: Stop Acting, REVENGE!, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., TV Shows Turned Into Movies, Villain Fail, When Good Actors Go Bad
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“I Like You.”
It’s February, people. The month of luv. But for those of you who are bored of luv — and who can blame you, if you are — we at My Geek Blasphemy have something better to offer you instead: murder, … Continue reading
