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“You Know, It’s Moments Like These When I Realize What a Superhero I Am.”

Posted on May 8, 2013 by

Ladies and gentlemen, the return of Tony Stark . . . I haven’t completely made up my mind about a few things yet, but for the most part, I had a pretty great time watching this.

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“As For You, Ma-Ma . . . Judgment Time.”

Posted on May 6, 2013 by

I haven’t finished my Iron Man 3 review yet — work keeps getting in the way, dammit, and also writing that could, at least potentially, make me some money, and reading too, because The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of … Continue reading →

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“Pain Don’t Hurt.”

Posted on April 17, 2013 by

I’m already behind on my westerns . . . fail . . . but I’ll have to continue ignoring them for just a little bit longer because Road House popped up on TV the other day, and I’d somehow gone … Continue reading →

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“Come At Me. Every Inch of Me Will Resist You.”

Posted on April 4, 2013 by

When my friend Robyn came to visit, we attempted to watch Coons! Night of the Bandits of the Night, and barely made it through the trailers before giving up. (So, Rob? Congratulations. You broke me. I am a broken woman now. … Continue reading →

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“Just Fix My Body . . . And Leave My Soul to Me.”

Posted on March 25, 2013 by

Sometimes, I’m lazy. Okay, often I’m lazy. And when my sister watches a movie without me — especially when it’s one I have no interest in at all — I’m like, hey, why don’t you write a review of that? … Continue reading →

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“I Don’t Think You Understand. I Marched Against the NRA.”

Posted on March 18, 2013 by

You ever stick with something for so long that, even though it’s sucked for years, you feel compelled to continue with it until the bitter end, just to see how it all turns out? Yeah. Try to ignore that compulsion. … Continue reading →

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“That’s Right, Bitches. I’ve Got a Crossbow.”

Posted on March 14, 2013 by

I’ve been on a Chris Evans kick lately, so I decided to watch The Losers again. It’s definitely a problematic movie, but I enjoy it all the same. And Chris Evans isn’t even the only reason! (Though, admittedly, he’s probably the … Continue reading →

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“While You Were Still Learning How to Spell Your Name, I Was Being Trained to Conquer Galaxies!”

Posted on February 27, 2013 by

All right, folks. The Day of Reckoning has come. Some of you may remember that I failed last year’s horror film challenge and, as a result, invited you to choose my punishment movie. You chose Battlefield Earth because you’re horrible monsters, … Continue reading →

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“It Must Feel Like Your God Abandoned You.”

Posted on January 24, 2013 by

Just before I went to Clarion West last summer, a little movie called Prometheus came out. Some of my fellow classmates went to see this movie that first weekend, while I skipped out — I was tired and, frankly, I’ve never … Continue reading →

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“Sorry. I Couldn’t Resist.”

Posted on January 16, 2013 by

So, I’m a giant Quentin Tarantino nerd. Above my desk is a Pulp Fiction poster. To my right is a Death Proof one. I have seen every feature-length film Tarantino has directed, every feature-length film he’s written, and almost everything else he’s ever … Continue reading →

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