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Tag Archives: America Is Awesome!
“This Is The Best Bad Idea We Have, Sir.”
Very seldom do I ever actually watch Academy Award winning movies before they’ve received their Best Picture awards. This year was no exception. I’m not exactly qualified to say if Argo should have won or not. I’ve now seen . . . … Continue reading
“That’s Right, Bitches. I’ve Got a Crossbow.”
I’ve been on a Chris Evans kick lately, so I decided to watch The Losers again. It’s definitely a problematic movie, but I enjoy it all the same. And Chris Evans isn’t even the only reason! (Though, admittedly, he’s probably the … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, America Is Awesome!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., Comic Book Movies, Everyone Loves the Geek, FORESHADOW, Helicopters Will Kill You Dead, I Heart You Chris Evans, Idris Elba is a Sexy Sexy Man, Jeffrey Dean Morgan FTW, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, REVENGE!, Slow Mo Make Everything Better, Super Second Banana, That Is Not An American Accent, Underdogs!, Villain Fail, Zoe Saldana is the Best
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“Bad Cop . . . Worse Cop.”
It’s been a while since we’ve reviewed a cheesy 80′s action film, hasn’t it? I mean, it’s at least been a couple of weeks. I think I may be going into withdrawal. There. That’s better.
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, America Is Awesome!, Buddy Cop Movie, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Editing Fail, Getting Shot Doesn't Hurt If You Wear a Bullet Proof Vest!, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, Stupid Evil Overlords: This is Why You Have Minions!, Villain Fail
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“Arrogance Is Not a Uniquely American Trait, But You Do It Better Than Most.”
I finally saw Captain America: The First Avenger last week. I’ve never been a gigantic Captain America fan, so I really didn’t think I had any expectations going in. And yet, somehow, I still managed to find it disappointing.
“Overkill is Underrated”
I’ve definitely been on a cheesy action movie run lately. Last night’s viewing: The A-Team. Hee hee hee.
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, America Is Awesome!, TV Shows Turned Into Movies
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You’re Brain Presses Against Your Skull, And It Feels Like THIIIIS!!!
And now, a joint review by the Sisters St. George on one of their very favorite comfort films: Broken Arrow.
“All We Got To Do Is Tell The Story Right”
Someday, I’ll have to do a full commentary on Basic, because . . . wow, does this movie just defy all description. But here are a few notes that I made a couple of days after re-watching the film.
