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“You Know, It’s Moments Like These When I Realize What a Superhero I Am.”

Ladies and gentlemen, the return of Tony Stark . . . I haven’t completely made up my mind about a few things yet, but for the most part, I had a pretty great time watching this.

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“That’s Right, Bitches. I’ve Got a Crossbow.”

I’ve been on a Chris Evans kick lately, so I decided to watch The Losers again. It’s definitely a problematic movie, but I enjoy it all the same. And Chris Evans isn’t even the only reason! (Though, admittedly, he’s probably the … Continue reading

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“To Hell With Dignity. I’ll Leave When the Job’s Done.”

When it comes to James Bond, I’m fairly ambivalent. I find a handful of the Sean Connery movies enjoyable enough – Goldfinger might be my favorite, or at least the one that sticks out the most in my mind — and … Continue reading

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“May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor.”

The whole point of going to a midnight movie is to avoid teenagers and crying kids and annoying people who talk incessantly on their phones right in the middle of a climactic scene. Unfortunately, when you go see an adaptation … Continue reading

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The Lamentation of Their Women—Best Band Name, Ever

So, I went through a very important Geek Milestone yesterday. I watched, for the very first time, Conan the Barbarian. . . . hee hee hee . . . I didn’t feel like writing out a full-on review for Conan, but I … Continue reading

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The Virtues of Cowardice . . .

So, here we go: I watched Alien a few years ago, and I found it kind of boring. I liked Sigourney Weaver in it, of course. Ian Holm and Tom Skeritt were good. I found some of the scenes kind … Continue reading

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