Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
-
Recent Posts
Categories
Meta
Blogs I Follow
Tags
2011 Sci-Fi Challenge 2012 Horror Challenge Action! Aliens America Is Awesome! Awesome Kickass Heroines Awesome Villain Alert Bad Horror Batman! Bloody Hearts Books To Movies CGI Fail Chemistry? What's Chemistry? Comic Book Movies Dystopia! Editing Fail Evil Aliens FORESHADOW Geek Battle of Blood 2012 Good Sequels Gore! Guilty Pleasures Horror Horror Comedies I Love You! I've Known You a Day! Incompetent Cops I Watch Foreign Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured Learn How To Shoot Your Gun Please Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon. Not Exactly Girl Power Originals Vs Remakes Oscar Winners and Nominees Pets Never Make It Protagonist I Hate You REVENGE! superheroes The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families The WIll to Kill This Ending Sucks This Had Potential. It Just Failed. Villain Fail When Good Actors Go Bad WTF Ending You Are Not A Tough Girl Zombies
Tag Archives: Awesome Villain Alert
“As For You, Ma-Ma . . . Judgment Time.”
I haven’t finished my Iron Man 3 review yet — work keeps getting in the way, dammit, and also writing that could, at least potentially, make me some money, and reading too, because The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of … Continue reading
“I Am The Eater of Worlds . . . And of Children!”
Stephen King adaptations are, historically, not awesome. For every Stand by Me or The Shawshank Redemption, there is a Needful Things – or a Dreamcatcher – or a Children of the Corn – or a Lawnmower Man – or a Maximum Overdrive – or a Tommyknockers – or, hell, even a Haven. Which, hey, could be good, … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Amnesia!, And Here I Thought All This Exposition Sounded So Natural, Asthma in Film, Awesome Villain Alert, Bad Horror, Books To Movies, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Clowns Are Scary, Editing Fail, Guilty Pleasures, Heart Knowledge!, Horror, Incompetent Cops, Stephen King, That's Not Snowflake, TIM CURRY, TV Miniseries, Writer Joe and Writer Susan
5 Comments
“To Hell With Dignity. I’ll Leave When the Job’s Done.”
When it comes to James Bond, I’m fairly ambivalent. I find a handful of the Sean Connery movies enjoyable enough – Goldfinger might be my favorite, or at least the one that sticks out the most in my mind — and … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Helpful News Broadcast, I Express My Angst By Growing Facial Hair, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, Judi Dench is Awesome Sauce, Not Exactly Girl Power, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Prequel Alert, REVENGE!, Shut Up Writers!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, There's a STORM COMING!, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?
11 Comments
“I’m Too Old For This Shit.”
We don’t really go for the inspirational Christmas films in the St. George household. For instance . . . Yeah, it’s totally a Christmas movie.
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Awesome Villain Alert, Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., Buddy Cop Movie, Christmas Movie!, Getting Shot Doesn't Hurt If You Wear a Bullet Proof Vest!, Hey That's Not a Bad American Accent, I Could Kill You But It's Not Worth It. Oh Thank God You Picked Up A Gun. Now I Can Kill You And Still Be The Good Guy. Yay!, I Grew Up On This Movie, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, Why Are You Daring the Person Who Wants to Kill You? Why?
10 Comments
“No, My Place is Here . . . Corrupting the Young.”
A few weeks ago, my friend Cory recommended a movie that I had never heard of before called Plunkett & Macleane. Now, Cory and I seem to have fairly similar tastes in things — I particularly adored Scott Lynch’s The Lies of … Continue reading
“I Was In The Hall . . . I Know Because I Was There.”
My sister challenged me to write a review for Clue. I laughed at her. Then I tried it. Warnings for self-indulgent nostalgia.
“You Either Die a Hero, or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Villain.”
Well, here it is, the last of the Batman movies. (Until July.) The Dark Knight Rises has a lot to live up to.
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Awesome Villain Alert, Batman!, Bitchy Is Not The Same Thing As Strong, Cillian Murphy And His Big Blue Eyes, Comic Book Movies, Helicopters Will Kill You Dead, Hey That's Not a Bad American Accent, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Morgan Freeman is Awesome, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Pah. Car Accidents Can't Hurt Me., superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?
8 Comments
