Tag Archives: Bad Horror

“Kiss Me, Fat Boy!”

Posted on March 29, 2013 by

Back for more Scary Clown action? Here it is . . . the rest of It!

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“I Am The Eater of Worlds . . . And of Children!”

Posted on March 26, 2013 by

Stephen King adaptations are, historically, not awesome. For every Stand by Me or The Shawshank Redemption, there is a Needful Things – or a Dreamcatcher – or a Children of the Corn – or a Lawnmower Man – or a Maximum Overdrive – or a Tommyknockers – or, hell, even a Haven. Which, hey, could be good, … Continue reading →

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“Don’t You Just Love Happy Endings?”

Posted on February 14, 2013 by

A while ago, my friend Rob got his hands on a huge stack of absolutely terrible horror movies and, knowing our passion for such films, sent the entire collection to my sister and I because Rob is, quite truly, the … Continue reading →

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“PUNISH!”

Posted on December 12, 2012 by

Sometimes, I regret not having grown up in the 1950′s and 60′s when impressionable young children could ride their bicycles down to the local theater and see a double feature of cheap grindhouse and bad monster movies. (Everything I know about … Continue reading →

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“Give Me Something to Scream About.”

Posted on October 24, 2012 by

Generally, I enjoy the Friday the 13th series a lot. It’s campy and silly and fun. Of course, some of the movies just suck.

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“Fuck Me, Freddy.”

Posted on March 21, 2012 by

As of last Tuesday, my friend Robyn had never seen the atrocity that is the movie Dreamcatcher. And since my sister and I had been meaning to watch it again for years now—just to see if it was quite as horrible … Continue reading →

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“Chaos, Chaos In The Flesh.”

Posted on February 29, 2012 by

One of the movies that was deemed unworthy for Bloody Hearts: Believe it or not, it doesn’t actually start out too bad. . . . and then Ben Affleck pops up in a cowboy hat.

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“Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, One Is Dead, And So Are You.”

Posted on February 17, 2012 by

Supposedly, Quentin Tarantino has said that My Bloody Valentine is his favorite slasher film of all time. I just don’t get it.

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“Just Because You Can’t See Something, Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Kill You.”

Posted on February 12, 2012 by

The 2012 Bloody Hearts fest begins with a horror movie that’s so bad, it holds a 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and is widely considered to be one of the worst films of all times. This is my first Uwe … Continue reading →

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“Everyone Believes in Him A Little Bit, Even Guys Like You Who Pretend You Don’t.”

Posted on November 10, 2011 by

I remember the first time I heard about this movie. I was at Comic Con, watching Trailer Frenzy, when a preview for Devil started. At first, everyone seemed to be into it—more than they were into cutesy crap like Alpha and … Continue reading →

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