Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
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“Pain Don’t Hurt.”
I’m already behind on my westerns . . . fail . . . but I’ll have to continue ignoring them for just a little bit longer because Road House popped up on TV the other day, and I’d somehow gone … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Editing Fail, Er This Isn't How Hospitals Work, Good Girls Despise Violence, I Could Kill You But It's Not Worth It. Oh Thank God You Picked Up A Gun. Now I Can Kill You And Still Be The Good Guy. Yay!, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, Incompetent Cops, Martial Arts!, Sidekicks Rock, The Will to NOT Kill, Villain Fail
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“That’s Right, Bitches. I’ve Got a Crossbow.”
I’ve been on a Chris Evans kick lately, so I decided to watch The Losers again. It’s definitely a problematic movie, but I enjoy it all the same. And Chris Evans isn’t even the only reason! (Though, admittedly, he’s probably the … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, America Is Awesome!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., Comic Book Movies, Everyone Loves the Geek, FORESHADOW, Helicopters Will Kill You Dead, I Heart You Chris Evans, Idris Elba is a Sexy Sexy Man, Jeffrey Dean Morgan FTW, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, REVENGE!, Slow Mo Make Everything Better, Super Second Banana, That Is Not An American Accent, Underdogs!, Villain Fail, Zoe Saldana is the Best
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“I’m Too Old For This Shit.”
We don’t really go for the inspirational Christmas films in the St. George household. For instance . . . Yeah, it’s totally a Christmas movie.
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Tagged Action!, Awesome Villain Alert, Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., Buddy Cop Movie, Christmas Movie!, Getting Shot Doesn't Hurt If You Wear a Bullet Proof Vest!, Hey That's Not a Bad American Accent, I Could Kill You But It's Not Worth It. Oh Thank God You Picked Up A Gun. Now I Can Kill You And Still Be The Good Guy. Yay!, I Grew Up On This Movie, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, Why Are You Daring the Person Who Wants to Kill You? Why?
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“No, My Place is Here . . . Corrupting the Young.”
A few weeks ago, my friend Cory recommended a movie that I had never heard of before called Plunkett & Macleane. Now, Cory and I seem to have fairly similar tastes in things — I particularly adored Scott Lynch’s The Lies of … Continue reading
“First of All, I Don’t Feel Comfortable Talking Business With a Giant Carrying a Shotgun.”
Some people fondly remember Disney movies. Others wax nostalgic about video games. And then there are some people who just miss the good old days of blow-em-up, rock-em-sock-em violence. How has it taken me so long to see this movie?
