Tag Archives: CGI Fail

“Just Fix My Body . . . And Leave My Soul to Me.”

Posted on March 25, 2013 by

Sometimes, I’m lazy. Okay, often I’m lazy. And when my sister watches a movie without me — especially when it’s one I have no interest in at all — I’m like, hey, why don’t you write a review of that? … Continue reading →

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“I Don’t Think You Understand. I Marched Against the NRA.”

Posted on March 18, 2013 by

You ever stick with something for so long that, even though it’s sucked for years, you feel compelled to continue with it until the bitter end, just to see how it all turns out? Yeah. Try to ignore that compulsion. … Continue reading →

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“While You Were Still Learning How to Spell Your Name, I Was Being Trained to Conquer Galaxies!”

Posted on February 27, 2013 by

All right, folks. The Day of Reckoning has come. Some of you may remember that I failed last year’s horror film challenge and, as a result, invited you to choose my punishment movie. You chose Battlefield Earth because you’re horrible monsters, … Continue reading →

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Sweet Jesus, I Think Half of My Brain May Have Melted . . .

Posted on October 5, 2012 by

This is less of a movie review and more of a tragic account of a horrible thing that happened to me last night. Bear witness to my sorrow.

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“I’ve Always Been More Curious Than Cautious, and That’s Served Me Pretty Well.”

Posted on May 4, 2012 by

The definition of procrastination: finishing the last of the Marvel movies the night before The Avengers comes out. Case in point: I don’t think I saved the best for last.

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“It Was An Off Day.”

Posted on April 14, 2012 by

Clearly, I will watch a terrible movie at any given time, just to make fun of it, regardless of mood, circumstance, rain, or shine; I am there for mockery with bells on. But my sister and I had a particularly … Continue reading →

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“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!”

Posted on December 30, 2011 by

Sarcasm does come with its downsides. Last week, while gently mocking the trailer for Wrath of the Titans, I mentioned that I would likely never watch the movie, as I’d never bothered to see the first one. The very next … Continue reading →

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“I Never Disrobe Before Gunplay.”

Posted on July 28, 2011 by

Originally, I intended to see Drive Angry in theaters because it looked hilarious. For some reason or another, though, this never happened. (I suspect I couldn’t go the first week, and it had disappeared by the second.) So awhile ago, I remedied this … Continue reading →

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“I Was Never Very Good At Being Human”

Posted on October 31, 2010 by

This year, I’ve been doing epic reviews (i.e, ultra ridiculously long reviews, complete with summaries, random notes, and spoilers) on every new horror film that I’ve watched. However, tonight, I’m feeling lazy, and I’m skimping out a little. Therefore, you … Continue reading →

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