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“Don’t You Just Love Happy Endings?”
A while ago, my friend Rob got his hands on a huge stack of absolutely terrible horror movies and, knowing our passion for such films, sent the entire collection to my sister and I because Rob is, quite truly, the … Continue reading
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Tagged Anthology Movie, Bad Horror, Bloody Hearts, Christian Slater What Happened To You?, Editing Fail, Fairy Tales, Gore!, Horror, I Hate the Last Five Seconds in Every Horror Movie, Please Singers: Stop Acting, REVENGE!, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., TV Shows Turned Into Movies, Villain Fail, When Good Actors Go Bad
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“Just Because You Can’t See Something, Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Kill You.”
The 2012 Bloody Hearts fest begins with a horror movie that’s so bad, it holds a 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and is widely considered to be one of the worst films of all times. This is my first Uwe … Continue reading
You’re Brain Presses Against Your Skull, And It Feels Like THIIIIS!!!
And now, a joint review by the Sisters St. George on one of their very favorite comfort films: Broken Arrow.
