Tag Archives: Dystopia!

“As For You, Ma-Ma . . . Judgment Time.”

Posted on May 6, 2013 by

I haven’t finished my Iron Man 3 review yet — work keeps getting in the way, dammit, and also writing that could, at least potentially, make me some money, and reading too, because The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of … Continue reading →

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“Come At Me. Every Inch of Me Will Resist You.”

Posted on April 4, 2013 by

When my friend Robyn came to visit, we attempted to watch Coons! Night of the Bandits of the Night, and barely made it through the trailers before giving up. (So, Rob? Congratulations. You broke me. I am a broken woman now. … Continue reading →

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“This Is My Life Now. I Earned It. You Had Yours Already.”

Posted on October 10, 2012 by

My love for Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been well-documented on this blog — he was a big motivator in seeing movies like G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra and Stop-Loss, and he’s pretty much the only reason I saw Premium Rush at all– so I don’t imagine … Continue reading →

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“May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor.”

Posted on March 24, 2012 by

The whole point of going to a midnight movie is to avoid teenagers and crying kids and annoying people who talk incessantly on their phones right in the middle of a climactic scene. Unfortunately, when you go see an adaptation … Continue reading →

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“I Just Want Total Domination of One American City! Is That Too Much to Ask? IS IT?”

Posted on August 11, 2011 by

Finally, I conclude my “Worst Video Game Adaptation” Movie Marathon with . . . Nothing on God’s green earth could have prepared me for this movie.

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“Appy-polly-loggies!”

Posted on June 4, 2011 by

Remember how I said that Real Genius was one of the silliest, most enjoyable things I’ve watched all year? Well, apparently my subconscious wanted me to see the polar opposite of that movie, so I followed up Val Kilmer with this: … Continue reading →

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“I Heard You Were Dead.”

Posted on May 19, 2011 by

The thing you have to know about me is, I’ve seen Overboard about 876 times. It’s one of my mother’s favorite movies, and I grew up with it the way other kids might have grown up watching E.T. or The Dark Crystal. … Continue reading →

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