Tag Archives: Epidemic Movie

“Don’t Ask Me Why I Can’t Leave Without My Wife, And I Won’t Ask Why You Can.”

Posted on November 5, 2011 by

Finally, the last movie to come from Splatterfest’s leftovers . . . This is a decent (if somewhat flawed) horror movie about your neighbors trying to kill you.

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“The Average Person Touches Their Face Three to Five Times Every Waking Minute.”

Posted on September 21, 2011 by

Despite having worked in a hospital for the past five years, I’m really not much of a germaphobe. I just can’t work up the energy to sanitize every single little thing I touch—those are precious seconds that I could be … Continue reading →

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“You Will Be Disqualified.”

Posted on January 14, 2011 by

Today’s film choice . . . the British psychological thriller, Exam. It’s a movie so mysterious I can barely tell you anything about it at all.

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“I Was Never Very Good At Being Human”

Posted on October 31, 2010 by

This year, I’ve been doing epic reviews (i.e, ultra ridiculously long reviews, complete with summaries, random notes, and spoilers) on every new horror film that I’ve watched. However, tonight, I’m feeling lazy, and I’m skimping out a little. Therefore, you … Continue reading →

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