Tag Archives: FORESHADOW

“I’m Your Huckleberry.”

Posted on May 22, 2013 by

Oh, this movie. I watched Wyatt Earp a few years ago — I don’t even remember why — and I read Emma Bull’s Territory last year, so I figured I might as well add Tombstone to the list of westerns-to-watch this year. You … Continue reading →

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“As For You, Ma-Ma . . . Judgment Time.”

Posted on May 6, 2013 by

I haven’t finished my Iron Man 3 review yet — work keeps getting in the way, dammit, and also writing that could, at least potentially, make me some money, and reading too, because The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of … Continue reading →

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“Come At Me. Every Inch of Me Will Resist You.”

Posted on April 4, 2013 by

When my friend Robyn came to visit, we attempted to watch Coons! Night of the Bandits of the Night, and barely made it through the trailers before giving up. (So, Rob? Congratulations. You broke me. I am a broken woman now. … Continue reading →

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“That’s Right, Bitches. I’ve Got a Crossbow.”

Posted on March 14, 2013 by

I’ve been on a Chris Evans kick lately, so I decided to watch The Losers again. It’s definitely a problematic movie, but I enjoy it all the same. And Chris Evans isn’t even the only reason! (Though, admittedly, he’s probably the … Continue reading →

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“You Can’t Have My Heart.”

Posted on March 6, 2013 by

After the, ah, experience that was Batman & Robin, my friends and I went looking for a new drinking game movie. The final pick? It wasn’t quite as bad as I was expecting, probably because I’m still fresh off Battlefield Earth. But that … Continue reading →

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“I Don’t Think It’s Nice, You Laughing.”

Posted on February 28, 2013 by

It’s almost March, so I guess I better get to my second western of the year . . . Honestly, I enjoyed the movie, but I don’t know that I have a whole hell of a lot to say about … Continue reading →

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“Sorry. I Couldn’t Resist.”

Posted on January 16, 2013 by

So, I’m a giant Quentin Tarantino nerd. Above my desk is a Pulp Fiction poster. To my right is a Death Proof one. I have seen every feature-length film Tarantino has directed, every feature-length film he’s written, and almost everything else he’s ever … Continue reading →

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“We Might As Well Shoot Each Other Now And Get It Over With.”

Posted on January 2, 2013 by

I remember when Zombieland first came out, people were calling it America’s answer to Shaun of the Dead . . . as if Shaun of the Dead had been some kind of challenge, a war cry from England screaming, “Beat that, fuckers!” You … Continue reading →

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“Normal Folks, They Don’t Spit Out Bullets When You Shoot Them, No Sir.”

Posted on September 22, 2012 by

The sad thing is, there are only a handful of vampire movies that I really enjoy. I had high hopes for Near Dark, though, because let’s face it: how do you beat Bill Paxton as a vampire? Well, Paxton was fairly … Continue reading →

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“Do You Remember the Game Plan? The Game Plan Was if They’re Weird, We Leave. This is Beyond Weird.”

Posted on August 1, 2012 by

Well, I’m home alone and will continue to be alone all night. It’s dark. And it’s very nearly a full moon. I guess it’s time to start watching horror movies again. Sadly, I think my expectations might have been a … Continue reading →

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