Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
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“I Am The Eater of Worlds . . . And of Children!”
Stephen King adaptations are, historically, not awesome. For every Stand by Me or The Shawshank Redemption, there is a Needful Things – or a Dreamcatcher – or a Children of the Corn – or a Lawnmower Man – or a Maximum Overdrive – or a Tommyknockers – or, hell, even a Haven. Which, hey, could be good, … Continue reading
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Tagged Amnesia!, And Here I Thought All This Exposition Sounded So Natural, Asthma in Film, Awesome Villain Alert, Bad Horror, Books To Movies, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Clowns Are Scary, Editing Fail, Guilty Pleasures, Heart Knowledge!, Horror, Incompetent Cops, Stephen King, That's Not Snowflake, TIM CURRY, TV Miniseries, Writer Joe and Writer Susan
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“I’M Batman!”
Well, Tim Burton had a vision of Gotham, and it was dark and gothic. Joel Schumacher, on the other hand? He saw it as a bit more colorful than that.
“I Never Disrobe Before Gunplay.”
Originally, I intended to see Drive Angry in theaters because it looked hilarious. For some reason or another, though, this never happened. (I suspect I couldn’t go the first week, and it had disappeared by the second.) So awhile ago, I remedied this … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, CGI Fail, Guilty Pleasures, Mythology, Oh Nicholas Cage, William Fichtner! Yes!
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Robin! Butter The Bat Croissant!
Okay, that wasn’t an actual quote from the 1966 Batman movie, but it might as well have been. I haven’t seen this one in, like, a decade and . . . wow. Just, wow. People, I have a new standard … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Batman!, Comic Book Movies, Guilty Pleasures, superheroes, TV Shows Turned Into Movies
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You’re Brain Presses Against Your Skull, And It Feels Like THIIIIS!!!
And now, a joint review by the Sisters St. George on one of their very favorite comfort films: Broken Arrow.
“All We Got To Do Is Tell The Story Right”
Someday, I’ll have to do a full commentary on Basic, because . . . wow, does this movie just defy all description. But here are a few notes that I made a couple of days after re-watching the film.
