Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
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“That’s Right, Bitches. I’ve Got a Crossbow.”
I’ve been on a Chris Evans kick lately, so I decided to watch The Losers again. It’s definitely a problematic movie, but I enjoy it all the same. And Chris Evans isn’t even the only reason! (Though, admittedly, he’s probably the … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, America Is Awesome!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., Comic Book Movies, Everyone Loves the Geek, FORESHADOW, Helicopters Will Kill You Dead, I Heart You Chris Evans, Idris Elba is a Sexy Sexy Man, Jeffrey Dean Morgan FTW, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, REVENGE!, Slow Mo Make Everything Better, Super Second Banana, That Is Not An American Accent, Underdogs!, Villain Fail, Zoe Saldana is the Best
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“You Either Die a Hero, or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Villain.”
Well, here it is, the last of the Batman movies. (Until July.) The Dark Knight Rises has a lot to live up to.
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Tagged Awesome Villain Alert, Batman!, Bitchy Is Not The Same Thing As Strong, Cillian Murphy And His Big Blue Eyes, Comic Book Movies, Helicopters Will Kill You Dead, Hey That's Not a Bad American Accent, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Morgan Freeman is Awesome, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Pah. Car Accidents Can't Hurt Me., superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?
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“I’ve Always Been More Curious Than Cautious, and That’s Served Me Pretty Well.”
The definition of procrastination: finishing the last of the Marvel movies the night before The Avengers comes out. Case in point: I don’t think I saved the best for last.
“Fuck Me, Freddy.”
As of last Tuesday, my friend Robyn had never seen the atrocity that is the movie Dreamcatcher. And since my sister and I had been meaning to watch it again for years now—just to see if it was quite as horrible … Continue reading
“I Had A Good Day”
So, I watched Cloverfield awhile back, and I don’t know what everyone was bitching about, but honestly? It kind of rocked. Cloverfield’s another one of those movies that’s shot entirely through shaky cam (I’m sorry, cinema veritae. No, we don’t take … Continue reading
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Tagged found footage, Helicopters Will Kill You Dead, Monster Movie
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