Tag Archives: Horror Comedies

“It’s Either Me or Santa. I Suggest Santa.”

Posted on December 21, 2012 by

Continuing with the not-so-wholesome Christmas movies . . . This is the best evil Santa movie you’re probably ever going to find.

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“Mind Your Business! I Shall Be Eaten by Whomever I Please!”

Posted on October 29, 2012 by

So I made this horror movie challenge for myself at the beginning of the year, and I can already tell you that I’m going to fail it. Abysmally. We’ll talk about punishment come December, but for now, let’s get to … Continue reading →

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Sweet Jesus, I Think Half of My Brain May Have Melted . . .

Posted on October 5, 2012 by

This is less of a movie review and more of a tragic account of a horrible thing that happened to me last night. Bear witness to my sorrow.

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“This Is Probably the Best Movie Since Volcano!”

Posted on September 9, 2012 by

Well. It’s the beginning of September, and I feel pretty confident when I say that this is the weirdest fucking movie I have seen and will see all year. Actually, I enjoyed the hell out of it. I just don’t … Continue reading →

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“Copy, Dispatch. Send . . . More . . . Paramedics.”

Posted on August 23, 2012 by

As many of my friends could tell you, I’m a bit of a zombie enthusiast. Yet, sadly, I developed my love for zombies late in life (like, in my late teens/early twenties) and am thus still catching up on many … Continue reading →

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“I’m Drawing a Line in the Fucking Sand Here. Do NOT Read The Latin.”

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

Well, I finally, finally went to see it. Cabin in the Woods was filmed in 2009. I’ve wanted to see Cabin in the Woods since I first heard about it . . . and yes, that was back in 2009. Can you blame me? … Continue reading →

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My Big Fat Greek Splatter Fest . . .

Posted on May 16, 2011 by

A couple of days ago, I watched a Greek zombie film called Evil. Apparently, it’s the first Greek zombie ever. I thought it might also be the last Greek zombie movie ever, but apparently it has or is getting a … Continue reading →

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“I Only Keep Pets I Can Eat.”

Posted on April 3, 2011 by

I was talking to a co-worker recently about horror movies, and she was shocked to find out that I hadn’t watched either of the Paranormal Activity movies yet. I was genuinely interested in the first one when it came out, … Continue reading →

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