Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
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“Pain Don’t Hurt.”
I’m already behind on my westerns . . . fail . . . but I’ll have to continue ignoring them for just a little bit longer because Road House popped up on TV the other day, and I’d somehow gone … Continue reading
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“You Can’t Have My Heart.”
After the, ah, experience that was Batman & Robin, my friends and I went looking for a new drinking game movie. The final pick? It wasn’t quite as bad as I was expecting, probably because I’m still fresh off Battlefield Earth. But that … Continue reading
“To Hell With Dignity. I’ll Leave When the Job’s Done.”
When it comes to James Bond, I’m fairly ambivalent. I find a handful of the Sean Connery movies enjoyable enough – Goldfinger might be my favorite, or at least the one that sticks out the most in my mind — and … Continue reading
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Tagged Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Helpful News Broadcast, I Express My Angst By Growing Facial Hair, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, Judi Dench is Awesome Sauce, Not Exactly Girl Power, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Prequel Alert, REVENGE!, Shut Up Writers!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, There's a STORM COMING!, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?
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“Normal Folks, They Don’t Spit Out Bullets When You Shoot Them, No Sir.”
The sad thing is, there are only a handful of vampire movies that I really enjoy. I had high hopes for Near Dark, though, because let’s face it: how do you beat Bill Paxton as a vampire? Well, Paxton was fairly … Continue reading
“I’M Batman!”
Well, Tim Burton had a vision of Gotham, and it was dark and gothic. Joel Schumacher, on the other hand? He saw it as a bit more colorful than that.
“I Make Art Until Someone Dies.”
With The Dark Knight Rises on the way, I’ve decided that a viewing of all the previous Batman films are in order, starting with Tim Burton’s Batman from 1989. The movie’s enjoyable enough . . . but for some reason I don’t … Continue reading
