Tag Archives: John Carpenter

“There’s Something in the Fog!”

A couple of days ago, I realized, It’s going to be February next week, and I haven’t watched a single horror film yet. Shame on you, Carlie. Shame! After feeling shameful for a proper period of time, I looked on … Continue reading

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“I Heard You Were Dead.”

The thing you have to know about me is, I’ve seen Overboard about 876 times. It’s one of my mother’s favorite movies, and I grew up with it the way other kids might have grown up watching E.T. or The Dark Crystal. … Continue reading

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