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“Do You Remember the Game Plan? The Game Plan Was if They’re Weird, We Leave. This is Beyond Weird.”

Posted on August 1, 2012 by

Well, I’m home alone and will continue to be alone all night. It’s dark. And it’s very nearly a full moon. I guess it’s time to start watching horror movies again. Sadly, I think my expectations might have been a … Continue reading →

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“I Am Catwoman. Hear Me Roar.”

Posted on May 17, 2012 by

The Avengers was awesome. This must be said. (And then repeated. And then possibly even sung.) But The Avengers is not the only gigantic superhero movie coming to a theater near you this summer. There’s a certain trilogy by Christopher Nolan that … Continue reading →

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“First of All, I Don’t Feel Comfortable Talking Business With a Giant Carrying a Shotgun.”

Posted on April 27, 2012 by

Some people fondly remember Disney movies. Others wax nostalgic about video games. And then there are some people who just miss the good old days of blow-em-up, rock-em-sock-em violence. How has it taken me so long to see this movie?

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“I Make Art Until Someone Dies.”

Posted on March 28, 2012 by

With The Dark Knight Rises on the way, I’ve decided that a viewing of all the previous Batman films are in order, starting with Tim Burton’s Batman from 1989. The movie’s enjoyable enough . . . but for some reason I don’t … Continue reading →

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“Fuck Me, Freddy.”

Posted on March 21, 2012 by

As of last Tuesday, my friend Robyn had never seen the atrocity that is the movie Dreamcatcher. And since my sister and I had been meaning to watch it again for years now—just to see if it was quite as horrible … Continue reading →

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“Are you alone?” “Isn’t everyone?”

Posted on September 6, 2010 by

After watching Chinatown, I . . . well, let’s just say I reacted to the film. A lot. I then went to Rotten Tomatoes to see how other people reacted to the movie. I couldn’t believe my damn eyes. As … Continue reading →

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