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“Pain Don’t Hurt.”

I’m already behind on my westerns . . . fail . . . but I’ll have to continue ignoring them for just a little bit longer because Road House popped up on TV the other day, and I’d somehow gone … Continue reading

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“First of All, I Don’t Feel Comfortable Talking Business With a Giant Carrying a Shotgun.”

Some people fondly remember Disney movies. Others wax nostalgic about video games. And then there are some people who just miss the good old days of blow-em-up, rock-em-sock-em violence. How has it taken me so long to see this movie?

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“I Just Want Total Domination of One American City! Is That Too Much to Ask? IS IT?”

Finally, I conclude my “Worst Video Game Adaptation” Movie Marathon with . . . Nothing on God’s green earth could have prepared me for this movie.

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