Tag Archives: Mythology

“Just Fix My Body . . . And Leave My Soul to Me.”

Posted on March 25, 2013 by

Sometimes, I’m lazy. Okay, often I’m lazy. And when my sister watches a movie without me — especially when it’s one I have no interest in at all — I’m like, hey, why don’t you write a review of that? … Continue reading →

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“Love is for Children. I Owe Him a Debt.”

Posted on May 10, 2012 by

Per usual, 3D has come between me and my beloved midnight movies. I had planned to see this Thursday night with the rest of the geeks, but 3-D forced me to reevaluate those plans. Of course, the next day I … Continue reading →

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“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!”

Posted on December 30, 2011 by

Sarcasm does come with its downsides. Last week, while gently mocking the trailer for Wrath of the Titans, I mentioned that I would likely never watch the movie, as I’d never bothered to see the first one. The very next … Continue reading →

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“Everyone Believes in Him A Little Bit, Even Guys Like You Who Pretend You Don’t.”

Posted on November 10, 2011 by

I remember the first time I heard about this movie. I was at Comic Con, watching Trailer Frenzy, when a preview for Devil started. At first, everyone seemed to be into it—more than they were into cutesy crap like Alpha and … Continue reading →

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“I Never Disrobe Before Gunplay.”

Posted on July 28, 2011 by

Originally, I intended to see Drive Angry in theaters because it looked hilarious. For some reason or another, though, this never happened. (I suspect I couldn’t go the first week, and it had disappeared by the second.) So awhile ago, I remedied this … Continue reading →

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