Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
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“To Hell With Dignity. I’ll Leave When the Job’s Done.”
When it comes to James Bond, I’m fairly ambivalent. I find a handful of the Sean Connery movies enjoyable enough – Goldfinger might be my favorite, or at least the one that sticks out the most in my mind — and … Continue reading
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Tagged Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Helpful News Broadcast, I Express My Angst By Growing Facial Hair, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, Judi Dench is Awesome Sauce, Not Exactly Girl Power, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Prequel Alert, REVENGE!, Shut Up Writers!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, There's a STORM COMING!, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?
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“Give Me Something to Scream About.”
Generally, I enjoy the Friday the 13th series a lot. It’s campy and silly and fun. Of course, some of the movies just suck.
“I Won’t Kill You, But I Don’t Have to Save You.”
Batman & Robin seemingly killed the franchise with just two words: Bat Nipples. But in 2005, Christopher Nolan managed to ressurect the dead. While I have a couple of problems with it (I have a couple of problems with everything), … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Batman!, Cillian Murphy And His Big Blue Eyes, Comic Book Movies, Hey That's Not a Bad American Accent, Morgan Freeman is Awesome, Not Exactly Girl Power, Origin Story, superheroes, That Is Not An American Accent, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families
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“Well, I Can Respect Your Opinion. Sadly, I’m Not Good at Rejection. I’m Afraid You’ll Have to Die.”
The worst thing about not being a professional movie critic is that it doesn’t matter how much time you spend working a review—you could write your little heart and soul out, bleed yourself dry, and you’re still not getting paid. … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Ahnold, And Here I Thought All This Exposition Sounded So Natural, Bad Sequels, Batman!, Brainwashing, Comic Book Movies, FORESHADOW, Incompetent Cops, Not Exactly Girl Power, superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?, When Good Actors Go Bad, Yeah I'm Not Even Going To Try That Accent, You Are Not A Tough Girl
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“I’M Batman!”
Well, Tim Burton had a vision of Gotham, and it was dark and gothic. Joel Schumacher, on the other hand? He saw it as a bit more colorful than that.
“I Make Art Until Someone Dies.”
With The Dark Knight Rises on the way, I’ve decided that a viewing of all the previous Batman films are in order, starting with Tim Burton’s Batman from 1989. The movie’s enjoyable enough . . . but for some reason I don’t … Continue reading
