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“I’m Your Huckleberry.”

Posted on May 22, 2013 by mygeekblasphemy

Oh, this movie. I watched Wyatt Earp a few years ago — I don’t even remember why — and I read Emma Bull’s Territory last year, so I figured I might as well add Tombstone to the list of westerns-to-watch this year. You … Continue reading →

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged 2013 Western Challenge, Based On A True Story, Bill Paxton Is Kind of the Best, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Editing Fail, FORESHADOW, Historical Figures, How Can You Possibly Be This Terrible Without Trying?, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, It's Revelation. Not Revelations. REVELATION., KILMER, Kurt Russell Will Always Be An Elk Snout Mountain Man to Me, Love Triangles Are the Worst., Ohmygod Make The Music Stop Swelling, REVENGE!, Sidekicks Rock, Super Second Banana, The Death Card Doesn't Actually Forewarn Literal Death You Assclowns, There's Always Some Asshole Who Knows Latin, Westerns, When Good Actors Go Bad, Yay! It's Michael Biehn. | 4 Comments

“While You Were Still Learning How to Spell Your Name, I Was Being Trained to Conquer Galaxies!”

Posted on February 27, 2013 by mygeekblasphemy

All right, folks. The Day of Reckoning has come. Some of you may remember that I failed last year’s horror film challenge and, as a result, invited you to choose my punishment movie. You chose Battlefield Earth because you’re horrible monsters, … Continue reading →

Posted in EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Action!, Aliens, Apocalypse Movies, Books To Movies, CGI Fail, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Editing Fail, Evil Aliens, Explosives? Yeah You'll be Manually Detonating Those By the End of the Movie., How Can You Possibly Be This Terrible Without Trying?, KITTENS, Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon., Maniacal Laughter, Ohmygod Make The Music Stop Swelling, Slow Mo Make Everything Better, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, This Ending Sucks, Underdogs!, Villain Fail, When Good Actors Go Bad, You Are Not A Tough Girl | 6 Comments

“Now, Somehow Our Sins Have Come Back Physically . . . And They’re Pissed.”

Posted on September 28, 2012 by mygeekblasphemy

Before Joel Schumacher tried his best to kill the Batman franchise, he actually directed other movies as well. For instance . . . I like this one a lot — it has a certain nostalgia factor going for it, plus … Continue reading →

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Bitchy Is Not The Same Thing As Strong, Er This Isn't How Hospitals Work, Ever Played Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon?, KIEFER!, Ohmygod Make The Music Stop Swelling, Oliver Platt Is Always Awesome, Why Are You Daring the Person Who Wants to Kill You? Why? | 7 Comments

“Look, Dave, I Can See You’re Really Upset About This.”

Posted on August 17, 2011 by mygeekblasphemy

Well. I finally did it. . . . I think I want two and half hours of my life back.

Posted in BLASPHEMIES, EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged 2011 Sci-Fi Challenge, Evil A.I., Ohmygod Make The Music Stop Swelling, Stanley Kubrick, This Ending Sucks, WTF Ending | 37 Comments

“I Was Never Very Good At Being Human”

Posted on October 31, 2010 by mygeekblasphemy

This year, I’ve been doing epic reviews (i.e, ultra ridiculously long reviews, complete with summaries, random notes, and spoilers) on every new horror film that I’ve watched. However, tonight, I’m feeling lazy, and I’m skimping out a little. Therefore, you … Continue reading →

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Broody Vampire Hero, CGI Fail, Epidemic Movie, Gore!, Ohmygod Make The Music Stop Swelling, Vampires | 5 Comments

Tag Archives: Ohmygod Make The Music Stop Swelling

“I’m Your Huckleberry.”

“While You Were Still Learning How to Spell Your Name, I Was Being Trained to Conquer Galaxies!”

“Now, Somehow Our Sins Have Come Back Physically . . . And They’re Pissed.”

“Look, Dave, I Can See You’re Really Upset About This.”

“I Was Never Very Good At Being Human”

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