Tag Archives: Pah. Car Accidents Can’t Hurt Me.

“This Is My Life Now. I Earned It. You Had Yours Already.”

Posted on October 10, 2012 by

My love for Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been well-documented on this blog — he was a big motivator in seeing movies like G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra and Stop-Loss, and he’s pretty much the only reason I saw Premium Rush at all– so I don’t imagine … Continue reading →

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“You Either Die a Hero, or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Villain.”

Posted on June 14, 2012 by

Well, here it is, the last of the Batman movies. (Until July.) The Dark Knight Rises has a lot to live up to.

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“Don’t Ask Me Why I Can’t Leave Without My Wife, And I Won’t Ask Why You Can.”

Posted on November 5, 2011 by

Finally, the last movie to come from Splatterfest’s leftovers . . . This is a decent (if somewhat flawed) horror movie about your neighbors trying to kill you.

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“Remember, When The Tooth Fairy Comes . . . Don’t Peek.”

Posted on October 29, 2011 by

For Splatterfest, Mek and I chose four movie options that we could watch-and-mock with our friends. Amusingly, the two runners up—Red State and The Crazies—easily had the most actual splatter of the four films. But when mockery is a key point … Continue reading →

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