Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
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“You Know, It’s Moments Like These When I Realize What a Superhero I Am.”
Ladies and gentlemen, the return of Tony Stark . . . I haven’t completely made up my mind about a few things yet, but for the most part, I had a pretty great time watching this.
“That’s Right, Bitches. I’ve Got a Crossbow.”
I’ve been on a Chris Evans kick lately, so I decided to watch The Losers again. It’s definitely a problematic movie, but I enjoy it all the same. And Chris Evans isn’t even the only reason! (Though, admittedly, he’s probably the … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, America Is Awesome!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., Comic Book Movies, Everyone Loves the Geek, FORESHADOW, Helicopters Will Kill You Dead, I Heart You Chris Evans, Idris Elba is a Sexy Sexy Man, Jeffrey Dean Morgan FTW, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, REVENGE!, Slow Mo Make Everything Better, Super Second Banana, That Is Not An American Accent, Underdogs!, Villain Fail, Zoe Saldana is the Best
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“To Hell With Dignity. I’ll Leave When the Job’s Done.”
When it comes to James Bond, I’m fairly ambivalent. I find a handful of the Sean Connery movies enjoyable enough – Goldfinger might be my favorite, or at least the one that sticks out the most in my mind — and … Continue reading
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Tagged Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Helpful News Broadcast, I Express My Angst By Growing Facial Hair, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, Judi Dench is Awesome Sauce, Not Exactly Girl Power, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Prequel Alert, REVENGE!, Shut Up Writers!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, There's a STORM COMING!, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?
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“Don’t You Just Love Happy Endings?”
A while ago, my friend Rob got his hands on a huge stack of absolutely terrible horror movies and, knowing our passion for such films, sent the entire collection to my sister and I because Rob is, quite truly, the … Continue reading
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Tagged Anthology Movie, Bad Horror, Bloody Hearts, Christian Slater What Happened To You?, Editing Fail, Fairy Tales, Gore!, Horror, I Hate the Last Five Seconds in Every Horror Movie, Please Singers: Stop Acting, REVENGE!, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., TV Shows Turned Into Movies, Villain Fail, When Good Actors Go Bad
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“I Like You.”
It’s February, people. The month of luv. But for those of you who are bored of luv — and who can blame you, if you are — we at My Geek Blasphemy have something better to offer you instead: murder, … Continue reading
“Sorry. I Couldn’t Resist.”
So, I’m a giant Quentin Tarantino nerd. Above my desk is a Pulp Fiction poster. To my right is a Death Proof one. I have seen every feature-length film Tarantino has directed, every feature-length film he’s written, and almost everything else he’s ever … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Sidekicks Rock, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Gore!, Westerns, Editing Fail, REVENGE!, FORESHADOW, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Oh the Controversy, The Pet is Doomed., Quentin Tarantino Rocks My Socks, Badass Motherfucker Samuel L. Jackson, Walton Goggins! Yay!
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“No, My Place is Here . . . Corrupting the Young.”
A few weeks ago, my friend Cory recommended a movie that I had never heard of before called Plunkett & Macleane. Now, Cory and I seem to have fairly similar tastes in things — I particularly adored Scott Lynch’s The Lies of … Continue reading
“I’M Batman!”
Well, Tim Burton had a vision of Gotham, and it was dark and gothic. Joel Schumacher, on the other hand? He saw it as a bit more colorful than that.
“Why Don’t You Lie Back and Enjoy Being Inferior?”
The horror movie challenge continues. Next up? This was Wes Craven’s big film debut. It . . . is not the easiest movie in the world to watch.
