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“Pain Don’t Hurt.”

Posted on April 17, 2013 by

I’m already behind on my westerns . . . fail . . . but I’ll have to continue ignoring them for just a little bit longer because Road House popped up on TV the other day, and I’d somehow gone … Continue reading →

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“Sorry. I Couldn’t Resist.”

Posted on January 16, 2013 by

So, I’m a giant Quentin Tarantino nerd. Above my desk is a Pulp Fiction poster. To my right is a Death Proof one. I have seen every feature-length film Tarantino has directed, every feature-length film he’s written, and almost everything else he’s ever … Continue reading →

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“I’m Drawing a Line in the Fucking Sand Here. Do NOT Read The Latin.”

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

Well, I finally, finally went to see it. Cabin in the Woods was filmed in 2009. I’ve wanted to see Cabin in the Woods since I first heard about it . . . and yes, that was back in 2009. Can you blame me? … Continue reading →

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“Well, Here, Lads. You’ve Discovered a Species Hitherto Unknown to Science, Quite Possibly Non-Terrestial in Origin, and You Kicked It’s Fuckin’ Head In.”

Posted on May 25, 2012 by

Taking a brief break from superhero movies—I realize the last six films I’ve reviewed have been The Incredible Hulk, The Avengers, and Batman through Batman & Robin—I thought I might try something a little bit different. I don’t know if it’s my favorite alien … Continue reading →

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“You’re Not a Nice Person, Albert. You’re Not a Nice Person at All.”

Posted on February 2, 2011 by

Well. That was . . . interesting.

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