Tag Archives: Swords and Sorcery

“You Can’t Have My Heart.”

After the, ah, experience that was Batman & Robin, my friends and I went looking for a new drinking game movie. The final pick? It wasn’t quite as bad as I was expecting, probably because I’m still fresh off Battlefield Earth. But that … Continue reading

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The Lamentation of Their Women—Best Band Name, Ever

So, I went through a very important Geek Milestone yesterday. I watched, for the very first time, Conan the Barbarian. . . . hee hee hee . . . I didn’t feel like writing out a full-on review for Conan, but I … Continue reading

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