Tag Archives: That Is Not An American Accent

“That’s Right, Bitches. I’ve Got a Crossbow.”

I’ve been on a Chris Evans kick lately, so I decided to watch The Losers again. It’s definitely a problematic movie, but I enjoy it all the same. And Chris Evans isn’t even the only reason! (Though, admittedly, he’s probably the … Continue reading

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“I Won’t Kill You, But I Don’t Have to Save You.”

Batman & Robin seemingly killed the franchise with just two words: Bat Nipples. But in 2005, Christopher Nolan managed to ressurect the dead. While I have a couple of problems with it (I have a couple of problems with everything), … Continue reading

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“Semper Fi, Motherfucker!”

The “Worst Video Game Adaptation” Movie Marathon continues with . . . This isn’t so much ridiculous as it is kind of boring.

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