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“I Just Want Total Domination of One American City! Is That Too Much to Ask? IS IT?”

Posted on August 11, 2011 by

Finally, I conclude my “Worst Video Game Adaptation” Movie Marathon with . . . Nothing on God’s green earth could have prepared me for this movie.

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“Appy-polly-loggies!”

Posted on June 4, 2011 by

Remember how I said that Real Genius was one of the silliest, most enjoyable things I’ve watched all year? Well, apparently my subconscious wanted me to see the polar opposite of that movie, so I followed up Val Kilmer with this: … Continue reading →

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