Tag Archives: This Ending Sucks

“What’s My Name? Fuck Your Mother. That’s My Name.”

Posted on May 14, 2013 by

So, one day I’m playing around on IMDb — as I am wont to do — and I come across this movie called Unknown. Not the 2011 movie with Liam Neeson and January Jones, (I’d rather scrub toilets with someone’s dirty … Continue reading →

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“I Don’t Think You Understand. I Marched Against the NRA.”

Posted on March 18, 2013 by

You ever stick with something for so long that, even though it’s sucked for years, you feel compelled to continue with it until the bitter end, just to see how it all turns out? Yeah. Try to ignore that compulsion. … Continue reading →

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“While You Were Still Learning How to Spell Your Name, I Was Being Trained to Conquer Galaxies!”

Posted on February 27, 2013 by

All right, folks. The Day of Reckoning has come. Some of you may remember that I failed last year’s horror film challenge and, as a result, invited you to choose my punishment movie. You chose Battlefield Earth because you’re horrible monsters, … Continue reading →

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“Don’t You Just Love Happy Endings?”

Posted on February 14, 2013 by

A while ago, my friend Rob got his hands on a huge stack of absolutely terrible horror movies and, knowing our passion for such films, sent the entire collection to my sister and I because Rob is, quite truly, the … Continue reading →

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“I Like You.”

Posted on February 11, 2013 by

It’s February, people. The month of luv. But for those of you who are bored of luv — and who can blame you, if you are — we at My Geek Blasphemy have something better to offer you instead: murder, … Continue reading →

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“Mind Your Business! I Shall Be Eaten by Whomever I Please!”

Posted on October 29, 2012 by

So I made this horror movie challenge for myself at the beginning of the year, and I can already tell you that I’m going to fail it. Abysmally. We’ll talk about punishment come December, but for now, let’s get to … Continue reading →

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“Give Me Something to Scream About.”

Posted on October 24, 2012 by

Generally, I enjoy the Friday the 13th series a lot. It’s campy and silly and fun. Of course, some of the movies just suck.

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Are You Scared? Was I Supposed to Be?

Posted on September 2, 2011 by

It’s been awhile since I’ve watched a clearly horrible horror movie solely in order to mock it. Yes. This fit the bill.

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“Look, Dave, I Can See You’re Really Upset About This.”

Posted on August 17, 2011 by

Well. I finally did it. . . . I think I want two and half hours of my life back.

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My Big Fat Greek Splatter Fest . . .

Posted on May 16, 2011 by

A couple of days ago, I watched a Greek zombie film called Evil. Apparently, it’s the first Greek zombie ever. I thought it might also be the last Greek zombie movie ever, but apparently it has or is getting a … Continue reading →

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