Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
-
Recent Posts
Categories
Meta
Blogs I Follow
Tags
2012 Horror Challenge Action! Aliens America Is Awesome! Awesome Kickass Heroines Awesome Villain Alert Bad Horror Batman! Bloody Hearts Books To Movies CGI Fail Chemistry? What's Chemistry? Comic Book Movies Dystopia! Editing Fail Evil Aliens FORESHADOW Geek Battle of Blood 2012 Gore! Guilty Pleasures Horror Horror Comedies I Love You! I've Known You a Day! Incompetent Cops I Watch Foreign Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured Learn How To Shoot Your Gun Please Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon. Not Exactly Girl Power Originals Vs Remakes Oscar Winners and Nominees Pets Never Make It Protagonist I Hate You REVENGE! Sidekicks Rock superheroes The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families The WIll to Kill This Ending Sucks This Had Potential. It Just Failed. Villain Fail Westerns When Good Actors Go Bad WTF Ending You Are Not A Tough Girl Zombies
Tag Archives: This Had Potential. It Just Failed.
“What’s My Name? Fuck Your Mother. That’s My Name.”
So, one day I’m playing around on IMDb — as I am wont to do — and I come across this movie called Unknown. Not the 2011 movie with Liam Neeson and January Jones, (I’d rather scrub toilets with someone’s dirty … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Amnesia!, Bottle Episode Mystery, Heart Knowledge!, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, Shut Up Writers!, Stop Raising Your Weapon Over Your Head. That's How People Get Killed!, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Twists. So Many Twists., WTF Ending
2 Comments
“Don’t You Just Love Happy Endings?”
A while ago, my friend Rob got his hands on a huge stack of absolutely terrible horror movies and, knowing our passion for such films, sent the entire collection to my sister and I because Rob is, quite truly, the … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Anthology Movie, Bad Horror, Bloody Hearts, Christian Slater What Happened To You?, Editing Fail, Fairy Tales, Gore!, Horror, I Hate the Last Five Seconds in Every Horror Movie, Please Singers: Stop Acting, REVENGE!, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., TV Shows Turned Into Movies, Villain Fail, When Good Actors Go Bad
2 Comments
“I Like You.”
It’s February, people. The month of luv. But for those of you who are bored of luv — and who can blame you, if you are — we at My Geek Blasphemy have something better to offer you instead: murder, … Continue reading
“It Must Feel Like Your God Abandoned You.”
Just before I went to Clarion West last summer, a little movie called Prometheus came out. Some of my fellow classmates went to see this movie that first weekend, while I skipped out — I was tired and, frankly, I’ve never … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged "We're Not So Very Different You and I.", Action!, Evil A.I., Evil Aliens, Greek Mythology, Horror in Space!, Idris Elba is a Sexy Sexy Man, Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon., Michael Fassbender Might Be a God, Prequel Alert, Protagonist I Hate You, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Writer Joe and Writer Susan
15 Comments
“We Might As Well Shoot Each Other Now And Get It Over With.”
I remember when Zombieland first came out, people were calling it America’s answer to Shaun of the Dead . . . as if Shaun of the Dead had been some kind of challenge, a war cry from England screaming, “Beat that, fuckers!” You … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, And Here I Thought All This Exposition Sounded So Natural, Asthma in Film, Bitchy Is Not The Same Thing As Strong, Books To Movies, Coming-Of-Age Movies, FORESHADOW, I Watch Foreign Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured, Netflix Summary Fail!, Shut Up Writers!, The Pet is Doomed., The WIll to Kill, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Voice-Over Fail
3 Comments
“Normal Folks, They Don’t Spit Out Bullets When You Shoot Them, No Sir.”
The sad thing is, there are only a handful of vampire movies that I really enjoy. I had high hopes for Near Dark, though, because let’s face it: how do you beat Bill Paxton as a vampire? Well, Paxton was fairly … Continue reading
“Everyone Believes in Him A Little Bit, Even Guys Like You Who Pretend You Don’t.”
I remember the first time I heard about this movie. I was at Comic Con, watching Trailer Frenzy, when a preview for Devil started. At first, everyone seemed to be into it—more than they were into cutesy crap like Alpha and … Continue reading
